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Sexually What ?!

Intro - ( I'm pretty sure this isn't an original idea, just can't remember where I saw it Beware of BUTTSEX ) Bakugou's been out sick with the flu for a few days, which explains why Kaminari and Kirishima are openly discussing why they think Bakugou's been on Blow-Shit-Up overload. And Deku, overhearing the conversation, wants to do all that he can to help.

Paring~ BakuDeku

Deku's Point Of View

" You have to give BakuBro more credit Kaminari!" Kirishima whined. They were currently discussing Bakugou's nasty behavior. " I'm giving credit where credit is due, I truly think there's a little something else to Bakugou's frustration " Kaminari snickers.

He thinks Bakugou's "pent up", I don't know what that means exactly but I know its nasty based off of Kirishima's reaction. " Why do you think Bakugou's always pissed Todoroki, " Kaminari asked.

Todoroki thinks for a while " Honestly I can't say ". " I just think Bakugou's bad at expressing his feelings is all " I join the conversation. Bakugou has been mean since we were kids.

He was just never taught how to properly convey his emotions. " You can't tell me Bakugou didn't get worse after puberty " Kaminari smirks. Todoroki rubs his temples and Kirishima out right whines. " It's none of our business in the first place Kaminari. Bakugou could be traumatized or just like Izuku said, bad at expressing himself " Kirishima groans.

" There's got to be deeper reasoning, I think he needs to get laid " Kaminari crosses his arms. " Do you have sex on the regular " Todoroki inquires. " I sure do " Kaminari snickers.

I highly doubt that.

" Well anyways I don't and I'm perfectly fine, " Todoroki says. " What about you Kirishima, " I ask, since we're all just sharing our sex lives. " Ah~ " Kirishima blushes wildly " Did I seriously just get one-uped by a cinnamon roll " Kirishima covers his face.

Cinnamon roll??

Kirishima nods slowly, " Um I try to only engage in sexual activities when I need to, " Kirishima says muttering something about how unmanly he felt at the moment.

" That's amazing Kiri, my sex life is actually pretty nonexistent, with all the training I do sometimes I don't have the strength to pleasure myself let alone the time " I chuckle softly.

" One-Uped again " Kirishima sheds a single tear. " What in the world are you going on about " Kaminari plucks Kirishima's forehead. " I was just imagining if I spent all the time I did masturbating and having sex on hero training " Kirishima scratches the back of his neck.

" If you say that all of us could be better heroes except Deku, " Todoroki says calmly. Wait him too?! Just how normal is it to jack off as a freshman in high school?

" How responsible of you Midoriya, you're so manly and I never even noticed " Kirishima bows. I can't help but chuckle. This isn't a site I normally see. " He did survive Bakugou for so long " Kaminari shrugs.

" Hey!" Me and Kirishima say. " Bakugou's kind at heart, I just know it " Kirishima defends him. " Yeah Kacchan is amazing Kaminari, he just has a nasty attitude " I chime in.

" Which is completely justifiable at that " Kirishima sulks. " Yeah yeah, he's got a case of blue balls and he's taking it out on the world I get it " Kaminari chuckles.

" Stop talking about Kacchan/BakuBro!!"

Later that same day

It was finally my turn to be tasked with the very important personal secret mission appointed by eraser head of