21st September 2014
Unknown number: Please don’t shout at me this morning, beautiful.
Anah: AFTERNOON!
Unknown number: I said not to shout!
Anah: WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT?
Unknown number: I’m starting to question my feelings for you.
Anah: IN THAT CASE I’LL KEEP SHOUTING!
Anah: MAYBE THEN YOU’LL GO AWAY.
Unknown number: It’s going to take more than that, babe.
Anah: I AM NOT YOUR BABE.
Anah: Babe is a pig.
Anah: Are you calling me a PIG?
Unknown number: Whoa… what the hell?!
Unknown number: It was a term of endearment.
Unknown number: You are clearly not a pig.
Anah: If you keep going, you might just dig your way to China.
Unknown number: But I don’t like Chinese food… I’ll never survive in China.
Anah: Well, you got yourself into this situation. Figure a way out of it.
Unknown number: In that case, I’m going to go back to bed and hope that this was all just a horrible nightmare. Speak tomorrow. Night, Milly.
Anah: Wait! Who the hell is Milly?
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
