28th September 2014
Unknown number: Ok, so I know you and Eden look pretty similar, being twins and all, but I swear I saw you at Kyle’s party last night.
Anah: Eden’s out of town.
Unknown number: So… it was you there last night?
Anah: Yeah.
Unknown number: WHY THE HELL DID JAKE PRESTON HAVE HIS TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT???
Anah: One- Don’t shout!
Anah: Two- Hungover.
Anah: Three- Jake thought I was Eden. He was drunk.
Anah: Four- Jake is a terrible kisser.
Anah: Five- I’m sorry you saw that happen.
Unknown number: Can I ask you a question?
Anah: NO!
Unknown number: Why not?
Unknown number: You don’t even know what the question is yet!
Unknown number: Was Jake really that bad a kisser?
Anah: Like 2 out of 10.
Unknown number: So you won’t be kissing him again, right?
Anah: He thought I was my sister… Aren’t they like a thing?
Unknown number: You’re changing the topic.
Anah: Annoying, isn’t it, when people do that.
Unknown number: Don’t mess, Anah. Just tell me.
Anah: Jeez… No, I will not be kissing Jake Preston again.
Anah: Happy now?
Unknown number: Not really.
Unknown number: Jake Preston still got to kiss you before I did.
Anah: And who says that you’ll get to kiss me?
Unknown number: Me.
Anah: Is that so?
Unknown number: I can’t tell whether you’re teasing me, or if you’re angry with me.
Anah: I thought, as my very own personal stalker, that you would know the answer.
Unknown number: You’re teasing me?
Anah: I am. But it’s sweet of you to think that I could ever be angry with you.
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
