5th November 2014
Matt: Morning, beautiful.
Matt: I’ve left you something in your locker.
Anah: Swedish Fish?
Matt: They are my favorite things to eat in the whole world…
Matt: Like, you know how some people could only ever eat pizza for the rest of their lives? Well, for me, it’s all about Swedish Fish.
Anah: I’ve never tried them.
Matt: What? That’s crazy.
Anah: My body is a temple…
Matt: That’s such a guy thing to say.
Anah: And it’s such a girl thing to be obsessed with candy.
Matt: We’ve got this thing the wrong way round… our roles in this relationship, I mean.
Matt: I’m meant to be the guy and you’re meant to be the girl.
Anah: Me Tarzan. You Jane?
Matt: No, I’m Tarzan… You’re Jane.
Anah: It was a quote, but never mind. You can be Tarzan.
Matt: I don’t want to run around in a loincloth.
Anah: Now, there’s a sight!
Matt: I’d look hot in a loincloth.
Anah: Would you?
Matt: Course.
Matt: Do you doubt me?
Anah: No… But then again, I’m not the best person to judge how you’d look… after all, I have no idea who you are.
Anah: Although… I’m now picturing you as George of the Jungle.
Matt: George? I thought I was Tarzan.
Anah: Aren’t they kinda the same people?
Matt: One is called George. The other is called Tarzan. Hence, they are not the same person.
Anah: Both grew up in the jungle.
Matt: So did Mowgli.
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
