25th October 2014
Unknown number: Morning, beautiful.
Unknown number: Ok, so it’s been three hours and no reply.
Unknown number: I know you said that you wouldn’t get my texts until tomorrow, and that you couldn’t message me back, but this sucks.
Unknown number: IT SUCKS!!
Unknown number: Not having you around means I actually have to socialize with my friends. This is gonna be a new experience.
Unknown number: Ok… so my friends are taking me to a party.
Unknown number: For some reason I thought you might be at this shindig, but you’re not.
Unknown number: *disappointed face*
Unknown number: They’re making me get drunk.
Unknown number: Shit is about to get interesting.
Unknown number: Okkkkk…. So, I;m litle drnkk.
Unknown number: bt.i.wat.ndde.tle.ou.smthng.
Unknown number: ihav bnobse d witg yusunve iwss raelly ypung.
Unknown number: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown number: mu frwmds ate stealing mu celk.
Unknown number: Hey, I’ve been instructed to not tell you whose cell this is. But for his own sake, and possibly yours, I am confiscating the drunkard's phone until he’s sober and responsible enough to have it back.
Unknown number: This obviously isn’t him. I’m… apparently not even allowed to tell you my name. Anyway, I’m his friend.
Unknown number: He really likes you.
Unknown number: Please don’t hurt him. Thanks.
Unknown number: He’ll probably text you tomorrow and apologize profusely for these messages. Because that’s the breed of whipped he is.
Unknown number: He wants me to say- and I must quote him accurately- ‘I miss you, Babe.’
Unknown number: Yeah. So, that’s all. Night, Anah Banana.
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
