18th November 2014
Matt: Morning, beautiful.
Anah: Hey, handsome.
Matt: How do you know I’m handsome?
Anah: Shot in the dark, I guess.
Matt: I’ll take it.
Anah: I bet you will. VAIN!
Matt: It’s just a fact. I am handsome.
Matt: This isn’t why I was texting you…
Matt: I’m bored.
Matt: Want to play a new game?
Anah: Sure, why not.
Matt: Word association.
Anah: I’m terrible at this game!
Matt: What? No one can suck at this! It’s easy.
Anah: You know how my brain works… it associates things with things that never make sense. And that didn't even make sense!
Matt: That’s kinda why I wanna play it.
Anah: Because I’m weird?
Matt: Because it won’t be a dull game.
Matt: I’ll go first.
Matt: Orange.
Anah: Orangutans.
Matt: Haha… yeah, this is gonna be fun.
Matt: Jungle.
Anah: Tarzan.
Matt: Jane.
Anah: 30 Rock.
Matt: Well, that’s a huge leap. How'd you get there?
Anah: Jane Krakowski is in 30 Rock.
Matt: Do you even know what 30 Rock is?
Anah: Yeah. Tina Fey is in it.
Matt: Mean Girls.
Anah: Reality.
Matt: Dreams.
Anah: Sleep.
Matt: Bed.
Anah: Sex.
Matt: What the hell?
Matt: Seriously? That’s where your mind went?
Anah: :D
Matt: Ok… well…
Matt: I have no follow up on that.
Anah: That's disappointing. I was starting to like the game.
Matt: Yeah, a little too much.
Anah: New round?
Matt: Sure. You go first.
Anah: Sun.
Matt: Day.
Anah: Lark.
Matt: Bird.
Anah: Phobia.
Matt: You have a phobia of birds?
Anah: Anything living with wings terrifies me. You never know what those suckers are gonna do next!
Matt: Cats.
Anah: Dogs.
Matt: Teddy.
Anah: Bear.
Matt: Wild.
Anah: Sex.
Matt: Will you stop bringing everything back to sex?!
Anah: Haha… your reactions are classic!
Matt: Huh?
Anah: I’m playing with you!
Matt: So no to bed = sex and wild = sex?
Anah: Bed = pillows. Wild = adventure.
Matt: So no sex?
Anah: I’m not a nymphomaniac, Matthew.
Matt: That’s good to hear!
Anah: Or am I? ;)
Matt: You’re killing me.
Anah: Seriously, this is too funny.
Matt: No, it isn’t.
Anah: You love me really.
Matt: And how I hate it.
Anah: Love you too, Honey Bun.
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
