17th November 2014
Matt: Morning, beautiful.
Anah: Morning...
Anah: I'm bored.
Matt: What class are you in?
Anah: Like you don't already know.
Matt: I was trying to be less of a stalker, but ok...
Matt: You're in AP Calc BC.
Matt: So, why are you bored?
Anah: Because I've finished my work.
Matt: And?
Anah: The others are still on the first question.
Matt: How many questions are there?
Anah: Twelve.
Matt: And you're done already?!
Anah: Daughter of a math professor.
Matt: Ok... so, you're messaging me because you're bored?
Anah: I'm messaging you because I love you.
Matt: And you're bored.
Anah: Wanna play a game?
Matt: Nothing kinky. We're in school after all.
Anah: No, nothing like that.
Anah: Unless, you make it dirty.
Matt: So what's game?
Anah: Never have I ever.
Matt: Last time I played that it got really dirty!
Anah: Ditto... let's keep it clean.
Matt: You go first.
Anah: Never have I ever passed out from drinking too much.
Matt: Almost always. Ok- never have I ever done body shots.
Anah: Once at a party.
Matt: Really?
Anah: It was a dare!
Matt: Whose body?
Anah: Yeah... well... It was Haley's body.
Matt: No frickin' way!
Anah: Way. My turn now.
Anah: Never have I ever failed a test.
Matt: Hell, I've done that plenty of times. Never have I ever been in handcuffs.
Anah: Oh, I have!
Matt: Excuse me?
Anah: In sophomore year during Spirit Week I got handcuffed to Ben Hayler... that's how he ended up with Haley.
Matt: I remember that.
Anah: Never have I ever been in a police cruiser.
Matt: I have.
Anah: Story?
Matt: My mom accidentally left me in a park when I was six. The police picked me up and took me home.
Anah: Your mom left you in the park?!
Matt: It's not funny... It would have been traumatizing if not for the fact that I got to ride in the cruiser!
Matt: Never have I ever fired a gun.
Anah: I'm anti guns.
Matt: Never have I ever sleepwalked.
Anah: I'm a restless sleeper but I don't sleepwalk...
Matt: What do you mean 'restless'?
Anah: I can never get comfortable and I move around a lot and I thrash out and I mumble in my sleep...
Matt: Separate beds for us then!
Anah: What? Why?
Matt: Because I'm a light sleeper and I almost always sleep in the middle of the bed.
Anah: But I give great hugs!
Matt: Share your bed often?
Anah: With Haley and Eden, yeah.
Matt: Three girls, one bed... every guy's fantasy!
Anah: Gross!
Matt: Never have I ever dumped somebody.
Anah: Ditto... Like I told you before, Drew finished with me.
Anah: And, hey! It was my turn.
Anah: Never have I ever cussed out someone in Spanish.
Matt: The only words I know in Spanish are cuss words. Never have I ever danced in the rain.
Anah: I have... tens of times.
Matt: Remember when I told you about that time I fell in love with you, and you were dancing in the rain?
Anah: Yeah?
Matt: Tell me about it.
Anah: I was late for school and I forgot my coat. I was running to get inside. I dropped my cell and cracked the screen. It was kinda ironic, really. I was trying to get inside where it was dry and everything was happening to keep me out in the pouring rain...
Anah: Dancing in the rain was on my bucket list, so I thought "Hell, I'm getting soaked as it is, may as well make the most of it!" So, yeah... I tried dancing in the rain, but like I told you- I can't dance!
Matt: You looked beautiful to me.
Anah: Sap!
Matt: The bell just rang. Does this mean we're done with the game?
Anah: For now... there's a kinkier version to come!
Matt: Be still my beating heart...
Anah: I was kidding! I can't do kinky to save my life!
Matt: Shame.
Anah: Pervert!
Matt: Love you.
Anah: I love you too, although I really need to reassess this!
Matt: Cheers!
Anah: Just kidding! Love you, Honey Bun! :D
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
