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28th November 2014

28th November 2014

Matt: Morning, beautiful.

Anah: Who is this?

Matt: Umm... your boyfriend?

Anah: I don't have a boyfriend.

Matt: I hate to burst your bubble, but you do have a boyfriend.

Anah: I can assure you I do not have a boyfriend.

Matt: Did we break up or something?

Anah: In order to break up I would actually need a partner.

Matt: Did you hit your head?

Anah: My head is perfectly fine.

Matt: Then care to explain?

Anah: Not particuibjbeut293uy4r8oqy-0dq0or@£~{sfjuhhvnkd

Matt: Because that made sense!

Anah: Hey, Honey Bun. I will explain everything... just as soon as I KILL my brother!

Matt: Never mind. It kinda makes sense already.

Anah: I llllooooooovvvvvvveeeeeeee yyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuu...... kkkkkkkiiiiiiiisssssssseeeeeeeeessssssss

Anah: *vomiting*

Matt: Hi, Noah.

Anah: Hey Dude.

Matt: Could I speak to my girlfriend, please?

Anah: Just as soon as she apologizes. Other wise I'm gonna shave off her hair.

Matt: Tell her to tap out.

Anah: Have you met my sister? She will never tap out.

Matt: That's true. Just tell her to message me when she's done kicking your ass.

Anah: Kicking my ass? Please... like that would ever hapenkajhih37r3u4epq39o-e410o[r;wg'/'[p[o9i208rhu2bfnsd

Anah: Hey, Honey Bun. We can talk now.

Matt: What happened to Noah?

Anah: I'm currently sitting on him... and chopping into his hair with a pair of nail scissors.

Anah: So what's up?

Matt: You're sitting on your brother?

Anah: And messing his precious hair up.

Matt: Remind me never to cross you... I happen to like my hair. And other parts of my body.

Anah: Haha... well I will probably like them too, so I'll let you keep them.

Matt: That's very gracious of you.

Anah: Best girlfriend ever.

Matt: Are you done cutting Noah's hair?

Anah: Yep... Eden's taking some pictures so keep an eye out on Facebook.

Matt: So, how was your Thanksgiving?

Anah: It was... usual. Grandparents came over... Mom was an epic fail at the cooking so my Grandpa took over... Grandma and Dad argued... Me and Eden went up against Noah in Football...

Matt: You played Football?

Anah: Yeah. And we won!

Matt: Well, it wasn't exactly a fair game, was it?

Anah: Yes it was.

Matt: You and Eden versus Noah isn't a fair game. 2 against 1 is never a fair game.

Anah: To be fair, Eden didn't actually play... she ran around screaming and shouting 'get away from me.'

Matt: So it was really you versus Noah?

Anah: Yep.

Matt: How the hell did you win?

Anah: I'm quicker than him.

Matt: He's like twice your size.

Anah: But I'm quicker.

Matt: Do you like Football?

Anah: Not really. You?

Matt: Soccer fan.

Anah: I remember you saying something about soccer. German, right?

Matt: Yep.

Anah: Bundesliga, right?

Matt: How do you know that?

Anah: Google.

Matt: Haha... you Googled it?

Anah: Of course... If it's something you like then I want to at least pretend to like it too.

Matt: That's so sweet of you.

Anah: *smirks* Like I said- Best Girlfriend Ever.

Anah: Oh, by the way- you know that sweatshirt you gave me?

Matt: My favorite one?

Anah: Ummm, yeah.

Matt: What have you done?

Anah: I washed it.

Matt: You washed it?

Anah: And it shrank.

Matt: It shrank?

Anah: Now it's kinda small.

Matt: It's kinda small?

Anah: Yep.

Matt: Why did you wash it?

Anah: Because it was dirty.

Matt: It was dirty?

Anah: I wear it day in, day out...

Matt: You wear it day in, day out?

Anah: Why are you repeating everything back at me as questions?

Matt: It's my way of processing... you shrunk my favorite sweatshirt?

Anah: Yes.

Matt: My favorite one?

Anah: I'll buy you a new one?

Matt: *groan*

Anah: Or not?

Matt: Wait... does the sweatshirt smell like me any more?

Anah: Nope. I'm kinda bummed about that, actually.

Anah: I like the way you smell.

Matt: The way I smell?

Anah: All masculine and musky and strangely a little like cinnamon.

Matt: Cinnamon?

Anah: I like cinnamon.

Matt: Ok... you are a strangle one, Penguin.

Anah: And you love me for it.

Matt: Haha... do you need another sweatshirt?

Anah: You'd seriously give me another sweatshirt?

Matt: You can have my second favorite one to ruin. And I'll leave you my aftershave, too.

Anah: You love me enough to let me at your second favorite shirt?

Matt: And heaps more after that too.

Anah: I love you too.

Anah: Hey, Honey Bun? I've got to go. Noah's brandishing a pair of scissors at me and it's kinda scaring me.

Matt: DO NOT LET HIM CUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN!

Anah: I'll try, but I can't make promises.

Matt: Well, I'll love you no matter what.

Anah: Even if I'm bald?

Matt: Maybe even then.

Anah: Comforting.

Matt: What can I say? Best Boyfriend Ever!