6th October 2014
Unknown number: Smile, beautiful.
Anah: Go away.
Unknown number: PMS?
Anah: Go away.
Unknown number: What’s up buttercup?
Anah: Go away.
Unknown number: I feel like I should apologize.
Anah: Captain Obvious.
Unknown number: Can I get a clue as to what I should be saying sorry for?
Anah: Work it out for yourself.
Unknown number: Is this to do with my name again?
Anah: No, but now that you mention it…
Unknown number: Ok, so not my name.
Unknown number: Something else…
Unknown number: The #2 comment yesterday?
Anah: BINGO.
Unknown number: Sorry.
Unknown number: Anah?
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
