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Yoongi:
hey bitch

Cute little shit:
🙄
ok
hey

Yoongi:
guess what lil hoe

Cute little shit:
you tackled hoseok
oh wait
he tackled you again
oops i forgot😃

Yoongi:
we don't talk about the unnamed

Cute little shit:
very mature

Yoongi:
i know i am 🤩

Cute little shit:
not even!!!

Yoongi:
you still haven't guessed!

Cute little shit:
im a bad guesser
just tell me
i hate surprises

Yoongi:
you hate surprises huh🤔🤔
*attched image*

Cute little shit:
YOONGI STOP SENDING ME NUDES

Yoongi:
no one has ever said that to me
im HURT
JUST ACCEPT MY DICK
DONT FIGHT IT

Cute little shit:
i deleted it ok!
and if you send another one !!

Yoongi:
what you gonna do ?
block me 🤣

Cute little shit:
SHHHH
just tell me what's the surprise because
i doubt that it was your ballsack

Yoongi:
that was a bonus baby 😚
you're welcome for that
oh and poop face requested to follow me
that's the other surprise

Cute little shit:
UMM
what poop face!?!

Yoongi:
your ex

Cute little shit:
oh my gsgahahst
what!?!?

Yoongi:
fuck jimin
can't you read

Cute little shit:
YES I CAN IM JUST SHOOK OK
DID U ACCEPT?!!

Yoongi:
i know my dick got everyone shook
ofc i accepted that shit
gotta keep them bitches informed
his little friends followed me too 😂

Cute little shit:
oh mybdnsnsns

Yoongi:
damn right
he feels threatened
i mean of course he is
it's me we are talking about 💁‍♂️

Cute little shit:
that probably means it's working! !!

Yoongi:
it is
so i deserve a price

Cute little shit:
for what???

Yoongi:
for existing duh
jk
for getting chanyeol jealous

Cute little shit:
i will give you a piece of candy

Yoongi:
can you give me that ass of yours instead?

Cute little shit:
YOONGI !

Yoongi:
that's what you're gonna be screaming ;)

Cute little shit:
shouldn't you be asleep??

Yoongi:
yeah but
you're not in bed with me so how can i

Cute little shit:
shanks snszdlksnsm

Yoongi:
i know right same

Cute little shit:
go to sleep

Yoongi:
no you go to sleep

Cute little shit:
fine

Yoongi:
fine

Cute little shit:
fine
GOODNIGHT!!

Yoongi:
fucking fine
GOODNIGHT!!

Cute little shit:
GOODNIGHT THEN!!

Yoongi:
GOODFUCKINGNIGHT!!
ps. you're still a little shit

seen 11:24 p.m.

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