I Am The Fifth Member Of The Fantastic Four (Soft Core Completed)

"And I now pronounce you..."

"JONATHAN SPENCER STORM! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN BLOODY MIND!?" I shrieked upon entering my house with him in front of me. "Do you have ANY idea what you just...IN FRONT OF LIVE BLOODY TV!?" I was just about to faint again from the sheer uncontrollable levels of embarrassment I felt.

"Yes, mom. You done yelling at me?" Johnny replied in a snarky tone as he made his way towards my kitchen and grabbed the landline.

"Wait, I have a landline!?" I say in shock as I follow him. "Also, don't get snarky with me Mr, how could you SAY that on live fucking television!? Are your brain cells not working properly!?"

"Well no," he said solemnly and then turned to me. "My head hasn't been on straight ever since I met you..." He whispers in a dark and alluring tone, making me freeze up in sudden shock and then glowing bright red.

"No fair..." I whined as I squirmed from his sweet words, hiding my face behind my hair.

Johnny just chuckles at me and turns his attention back to the phone, walking a small distance away to the other side of the kitchen as he started talking.

Stupid Johnny with his stupid sweet words and his STUPID handsome face! I growl internally as I march out of the kitchen.

I make it back to my living room and sit on the couch as I rub my aching temple trying to comprehend what in the actual name of FUCK just happened. Like...what even occurred just now!?

Well if I may be so bold as to interrupt. My Brain began. The last 20 to 40 minutes proceeded as such; Johnathan volunteered to take your innocence away from you as a bold declaration to the entire viewing planet, you than passed out from the sheer amount of oxidised blood cells that rush to your brain -me- in mass panic, THAN for whatever reason you created a portal while semi passed out because the last remaining conscious part of your brain -me again- triggered by your heart's -Harley's- intense response whom simply wanted to just vanish from the premises. Johnathan than took that opportunity to escape his rampaging sister's attack and jumped into said portal, dragging you along with him. The portal ended up sending you here, where you landed on your front porch, regained consciousness, and proceeded to nag the ever-loving Christ out of Johnathan...

"...I didn't nag..." I grumble in defiance as I sat back on my couch and folded my arms.

It's kinda what you do hun. My heart sweety interjected.

"Okay, since when did YOU TWO start getting along!?" I cry in confusion.

"You better not be talking to your Brain and your Heart again, Vick!" I hear Johnny call from the kitchen.

ABORT! ABORT!!

SINCE WHEN DID HE KNOW OF OUR EXISTENCE!? Brian and Harley cried in united mass panic.

I cleared my throat and stood up, "I have no idea what you're talking about" I replied smugly as I walked towards him exiting from the kitchen.

"I have a couple of things to ask you," he trails off, hanging up the phone.

"Shoot," I reply.

"Do you love me?"

That caught me off guard...

I unfold my arms, "What?" I say to him, tilting my head to the side a bit.

"Do you love me?" He asked again in the same, deadpan, uninterested voice.

I pause for a bit, confused and flustered. But not wanting to seem hesitant I immediately answer, "Yes I do...very much." I blush and look away, "-annoyingly." I added with a mutter under my breath.

"Now ask me, do I love you?" He continued.

"Johnny, what're you doing-" I exasperatedly said but he cuts me off.

"Just say it," he gently urges.

"Jonathaaaaaan," I say in my annoying L.A girl voice, "Do you, like, love me or whatever?"

Johnny couldn't help but giggle at my ridiculous antics, but quickly composed himself and gave me a most serious look.

"I love you, Victoria Howard Stark, with all of my aggressively bipolar heart." He took hold of both my hands and stare deeply into my eyes.

I feel my entire face flush red at his bold declaration. Johnny has never been this straight forward, especially when it comes to confessing his love for me.

I look down in embarrassment and mumble, "You don't have to be so serious about it..."

He scoffed at me and gave me a warm look, then looked over to the side and said, "Did you get all that?"

"Huh?" I say in confusion as I look over to who he was speaking with.

It was Wolverine.

Standing there.

Eating a bag of chips.

I jump back in surprise, "How long have you been there!?" I cried out.

"Long enough to hear your whole sappy love confession," he said in both a disgusted and bored tone. "And I guess by the power vested in me, or whatever, I now pronounce you man and wife."

My eyes pop out wide open in shock as Johnny carries me up and rolls around in glee.

"Enjoy married life while it last kiddos," Logan grumbled, "it's sucks." He added and then turned to stomp out the room.

"W-wait!" I cry out in both shock and alarm, reaching out an arm in a gesture to tell Logan to hold up.

I momentarily look down, shooting Johnny an annoyed look and shoving back at his shoulders to indicate to him to put me down. Once he did so I walked forward towards Logan.

"What the hell is going on?" I simply ask.

"Oh, you didn't know?" Logan said through a mouthful of chips, "I'm a wedding officiant. I have a marriage license and everything."

"SINCE. FUCKING. WHEN!?" I demand.

"I don't know," he shrugged, "somewhere around the 1800s?"

I was ready to rip out my hair in utter frustration.

Logan clearly found my discomfort amusing, and so to cash in on it even more, he leaned forward and smirked in my face.

"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Storm." he finished with a devilish smirk, then turn and walked out of my home.

I stood there, shocked, time ticked by as my whole being tried to process what just happened. And then in an instant, I snap my head back and glared at Johnny with all but fire in my eyes.

"Heeeeey wifey," He smirked.

And I dash after him, fully intent on murdering the bastard.

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Author Note

*Maniacal snicker*

That was a good chapter. At first, I wasn't sure how this scene will play out, but I'm quite happy with how things ended up being! It's so on brand for the both of them 😂

As I said before, we are going to be taking things nice and easy and I WILL finish this story! Bet on it!!!

Next chapter will be a lot longer I promise, and who knows, maybe the chapter after that you might get some spicy action 😉😏

Hopefully, it won't take me 4 to 8 months to get there/make that 🤣

Thanks y'all so much for reading, and I hope you all have a great day!

~Ya Gal Vicky!