COUNTRY HUMANS X READER ONESHOTS(☢DISCONTINUED☢)

Japan

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"UGHHHHHHH!!!!"

Slumping down to your seat you frustratingly rubbed your temples cussing yourself out.

Why were you like this you ask?? Well, you just couldn't decide who was prettier in the pop group blackpink.

You see it was your bro's birthday next week and being a good sister, you decided to give him a gift
And since you knew that he loved Blackpink you decide to give him a phone case.

But the problem was you didn't know who he liked the most on the four members.

"UGHHH WHY THE HELL IS THIS TOO HARD?!?1?1?2?"

Every member on Blackpink were all queens if you ask me. But you really need a boy's perspective on picking out who's prettier.

Looking around the room you saw japan silently watching you in the corner.

If you weren't frustrated enough you would've thought this was weird.

But then it hit you.

"Oh my god, Japan you're a boy!!1!!"

Looking at you weirdly but replied anyway.

"Yeah I am-"

"YOU COULD HELP ME!!"

You yeeted yourself across the room and sat down beside him.

"Okay so tell me who's the prettier one."

You ask tilting your phone a little for him to see.

"U-uhhh.."

"Well, I really think it's Lisa because she's my boo. But Jennie is making me feel gay and Jisoo is just sitting there looking like a real Queen and then there's Rosé a total masterpiece."

You ranted.

"So who do you think is prettier??"

Japan looked lost and just looked back at the photos of the members deep in thought.

"This one??"

He pointed at Jisoo absentmindedly.

But then you looked back at him like you were about to murder him.

"What??"

"CHOOSE ONEEE!!"

"I DID!!"

"YOU JUST DID THAT BCS YOU NEEDED A WAY OUT U PRICK!!"

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BUY ONE WITH ALL THE MEMBERS IN IT?!?"

"I CAN'T BCS IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE!!"

"BUY ALL OF IT!"

"NO! CHOOSE ONE!!"

Shutting him up you then proceeded to ask him questions.

"So what do you like on a girl's personality??"

He didn't answer, he just stared at your phone in a daze.

You pinched him hard which caused him to let out a girly scream.

"Okay, okay I like the badass one!!"

You let go of his side and grinned smugly.

"So that means Jennie then."

"Okay let's just say it's Jennie."

But then you snapped.

"What is wrong with you?!? What do you mean 'let's just say'?!?! Bitch istg-"

"I JUST THINK YOU'RE THE PRETTIER ONE OKAY?!?"

You froze and everything went silent. Feeling your cheeks heat up, hands sweaty you shut up looking at him as if he grew another head.

Japan cleared his throat his cheeks blood red.

"I think your the prettier one okay?? I-i don't t-think anything else is prettier than you..."

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IT'S SHORT I'M SORRY *cri*
Anyway sorry for typos hope you enjoyed it 😊😊