COUNTRY HUMANS X READER ONESHOTS(☢DISCONTINUED☢)

what if Japan was ur dad?

"Hey dad what's hentai?"

Japan froze at the sudden question.

Clearing his throat Japan looked over his 6 year old daughter nervously.

"W-where did you get that word from sweetie?"

"I dunno... uncle America told me that."

You explained playing with the sailor moon doll he gave you.

Japan mumbled angrily under his breathe and sighed.

"It's nothing important sweetie, no need to-"

"Uncle America said it's hiw you make babies."

Japan's eye twitched as annoyance was written all over his face.

"Uncle America told you that?"

You nod enthusiastically tilting your head a little.

"So what's hentai?"

Japan now regretted all his life decisions.

"U-uhmm you see sweetie. Your still a little bit to young to know about that stuff."

You frown and stopped playing.

"But you said i was already a big girl."

Japan was in serious shit rn.

"Okay how about i put it this way."

Japan cleared his throat and sat down beside you.

"If you get older i'll explain it to you."

Japan pat your head and forced up a smile despite his anger towards the american.

"And don't listen to whatever uncle America tells you."

You looked up at your fatger confused.

"But isn't it disreslectful?"

You father chuckled and replied.

"Disrespectful."

You stuck your tongue out.

"I don't know how to say that.."

Japan laughed and grabbed you setting you onto his lap.

"It is disrespectful to not listen to uncle America."

Japan sighed and played with your small hand.

"But sometimes uncle America gets a little but too much."

He turned you towards him and sighed.

"You innocent thing."

He shook his head and planted a kiss to ur forehead.

~*~

Unedited

A/N

Yasssssss imma update as much as i can ya'll 😂

Kbye