COUNTRY HUMANS X READER ONESHOTS(☢DISCONTINUED☢)

Amephil ft. You

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''No."

You groaned and plopped yourself onto his bed.

"UGHH philipp!!!!!!!!!"

You whined loudly hoping you could annoy him until he eventually gives up.

"No Y/N."

He answered sternly looking at you with a glare.

"I swear phil just one night!! Please?!?!"

Heaving a sigh philipp looked at you confused.

"Why do you want me to go on a date with your bestfriend?? Of all the people."

He shook his head and continued on eating.

Sitting up you looked at him desperately.

"Well it's just that, America's been really lonely when I'm not around..and he's been really desperate to find someone.."

You let out a sigh raking your hair back.

"And then you're just here, drowning yourself with memes and food."

Philipp shrugged and looked at you cheekily.

"I don't need anything when i got memes and food."

You groaned and glared at him.

"Come on phil! It's just one night i swear!"

Philipp looked at you unbothered continuing on stuffing his face food.

"He's gay too you know."

Philipp chocked on his chicken leg and looked at you.

Chuckling you stood up handing him a glass of water.

"Maybe you wouldn't just choke on a piece of chicken leg phil-"

"Oh my god Y/N no-"

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"I swear to god Y/N i will strangle you if-"

You giggled silently as you finally pull away from the tight hug you recently gave him.

"Iloveyouhavefunanddon'tforgettousecondomifthingsgetheated!!"

You hurredly replied giving Philip a cheeky smile before closing the door on his face.

Phil stood there dazed and couldn't believe that you slammed the door onto him.

Did this uncultured swine just-

Phil gave up and let out a shaky breathe checking his phone.

Why America? Of all of the-

Phil let out a groan walking away from your apartment rubbing the bridge of his nose frustratingly.

It wasn't that he didn't like America it was just that he haD A MOTHERFUCKINGMONSTERCRUSHONHIMANDHEJUSTCANNOT-