(this is very short, but i made it cause i wanted you guys to at least have something to read :) pls no bulli )
^jking man chill
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RING!
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RING!
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RING!
"hello?"
"Is this Lucy Heartfilia?"
"Who's asking?"
"We have Natsu Dragneel taken captive, if you want him ba-"
"oh, is that so? okay then goodnight.."
*CLICK*
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RING!
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RING!
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RING!
"hello?"
"WHY DID YOU HANG UP?! DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT CARE ABOUT HIM?!"
"no it's not that.. i love Natsu with all my heart."
"THEN WHY DID YOU HANG UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A-"
"cause i wanna sleep."
"WHAT- ARENT YOU SCARED OF WHAT WE'LL DO TO HIM?!"
"please quit shouting.. and no not really... i'm not scared for him, i'm scared for you guys.."
"What? Why?! WE CAN KILL HIM IN SECONDS IF WE'D LIKE. SO HAND OVER THE 100,000,000,000 JEWEL-"
"no thanks, night."
"NO WAIT-"
"what is it now?!"
"If you don't pay up, then we'll kill him, and we're gonna wake him up so you can hear his screams of pain-"
"NO YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT! JUST LET HIM GO WHILE YOU HAVE CHANCE!"
"No, pay up."
"CMON, IM DOING THIS SO YOU GUYS DO GET MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY SCARRED!"
"HAH. What could an almost adult do to a fully grown man?! He's weak."
"you seriously have a death wish, don't you? JUST RELEASE HIM!"
"As if! OH LOOK HES AWAK-"
"JUST WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"
"Wha- wait... MEN. MEN TIE HIM BACK, TIE HIM BAAAAAAHHHH!"
"i warned them..."
"FIRE DRAGON, ROOOOAR!"
"TIE HIM! AHHH!"
"MASTER, MASTER THIS WAS A MISTAKE, HES A MILLION TIMES STRONGER!"
"RUNNN!"
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"Hello?"
"uh... Natsu?"
"Oh hey Lucy! I didn't kill them, i promise! What happened?"
"i don't know, they called me at 4:33 in the morning, told me you were kidnapped, and tried making me pay to get you back."
"luucy... why didn't you come save me?? :,("
"well, you're like... REALLY strong, so i didn't think i had to, since i knew you'd beat them to a pulp!"
"aWww! I love you so much."
"Aw, I love you to."
"I'm gonna get out of the this place, it's all burned up. See ya in a bit Lucy! Save some space in your bed!"
"WHAT?! WHY DONT YOU GO HOM-"
"If you don't then i'll just move you myself, wink wink!"
"ughhhH, but Natsu!"
"See ya!"
BEEP.
BEEP.
BEEP.
"ughhh... whatever... might as well let him, he probably meant what he said. Whatta jerk."
JE LEEST
Nalu OneShots! ;)
RomantiekThank you for reading this! NALU ONESHOTS HERE! COME, READ ONE GET A MILLION MORE FREE! These are just some "cute" nalu oneshots. May be some lemons but just some nalu oneshots. Also may be some other ft oneshots, They're mostly cutsie corny oneshot...
