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Taehyung: so how was the honeymoon?
Jisoo: on the first day, jungkook got really drunk and tried to tear up the marriage certificate
Jisoo: he said "ha! You don't have the receipt anymore so you can't return me! you're stuck with me forever!"
Jisoo: I love him so much
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇Jisoo: bitches be like 'I love Hoseok! He is my life!'
Jisoo: it's me. . . .I'm bitches
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
Jin: you know, I am glad that I raised such well behaved kids.
daycare worker : um sir, we lost one of your kids
Jin: it's okay, they're smart kids. which one did you lose?
Daycare worker: the little girl with blue eyes
Jin:
Jin: [ grabs grocery store mic ] JISOO! STAY WHERE YOU ARE! DADDYS COMING!!
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
Hoseok: so, how have you been?
Jisoo: I have this headache that comes and goes
Taehyung: [ walks in ] hey
Jisoo: here it comes
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
Jungkook: ew I can't believe you had a crush on me lol that's weird!
Jisoo: . . . . Jungkook, we've been married for 3 years
Jungkook: you freaking nerd! you had a crush on me!
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
[ jungkook as a cop ]
Jungkook: you have any idea why I pulled you over?
Jisoo: I'm in the fucking garage!
Jungkook: that attitude isn't gonna get you anywhere, ma'am
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
Namjoon: nothing can cheer me up
Jimin: nothing, you say?
Jimin: [ pulls Jisoo in to the room ]
Namjoon: oh no. . .
Jisoo: hi, oppa! 😊
Namjoon: [ clutches his chest and doubles over ] AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
Yeonjun: mom, I know you want to keep me safe but the only way you can do that is by wrapping me up in bubble wrap and locking me inside of a cave
Jisoo: oh believe me, I've thought of that
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
[ hoseok as a teacher ]
Hoseok: okay, does anyone have a question?
Jisoo: [ lifts one leg in the air ]
Hoseok: a-anyone else?
Jisoo: [ lifts the other leg up ]
oh my god both of my hands are up, Mr. Jung࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
[ Jisoo and Jungkook's wedding ]
Priest: repeat after me-
Jungkook; after me
Priest: [ sighs and turns to Jisoo ] are you sure he's the one you wanna marry?
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇
Jisoo: babe, not so rough with the Turkey
Jungkook: [ winks ] I know you like it rough, babe
Jisoo: oh, yes I do
Soobin: [ about to have a stroke ] OH MY GOD!!
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