𝙎𝙀𝙀𝙎𝘼𝙒 𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘪𝘪

❃| incorrect quotes • 6

jisoo: do you want to hold hands?

hoseok: no

jisoo: did you even hear what I said?

hoseok: yes I did

jisoo: what did I say, then?

hoseok: "Do you want to hold hands?"

jisoo: well, if you insist

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jisoo: did someone tell you that you're beautiful today?

taehyung, freaking out: no-

jisoo: well there's always a tomorrow

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[ hoseok and jisoo first meeting ]

hoseok: so do you have a crush on someone?

jisoo: [ nervous ] the only crush I have is crushing anxiety

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taehyung: so I have this beautiful rock

taehyung: jisoo gave it to me

jisoo: I threw it at you

taehyung: she's so sweet

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namjoon: no one really loves me

jisoo: [ wearing a ' I love you namjoonie' shirt ]

jisoo: am I a fucking joke to you?

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jisoo: you might be the most annoying person I've ever met

jungkook: might be? What do you mean 'might be'?! Is there someone else?! IS THERE?!

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jimin: how does this outfit look on me?

jisoo: great, I wish I could pull it off

jimin: go ahead

jisoo: what?

jimin: what?

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namjoon and jin: [ happily cuddling on the couch together ]

jisoo: [ squeezes in between them ] this is nice, I like this

namjoon: how the fuck-

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taehyung: why are you like this?

jisoo: like what? cute? beautiful? A goddess? perfect? queen of korea? be more specific

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jisoo: I hate my last name

jimin: why?

jisoo: because it's not your last name

jimin:

jisoo:

jimin: jisoo, we have the same last name

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jin: [ walks into Jisoo's room ] why don't you have any clothes on?

jisoo: I don't have any clothes

jin: [ walks over to her closet and opens it ]

jin: what are you talking about? You have black shirt, namjoons sweaters, more black shirts, jackets, hi Momo , socks, dresses. . . .

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jungkook: park jisoo! So nice to meet you here!

jisoo: this is my house

jungkook: what a coincidence! it's mine too!

jisoo:

jisoo:.... jungkook, we've been married for 4 years-

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army: WE LOVE YOU BITCH!

jisoo: SHUT THE FUCK UP, I LOVE YOU MORE!

army: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, WE WOULD DIE FOR YOU!

jisoo: NOT IF I DIE FOR YOU FIRST, MOTHER FUCKER!

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taehyung: guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's super annoying

jisoo: [ from the bottom bunk ] honestly, fuck you