featuring nct members!
jisoo: you ever wanted to talk about your feelings, taehyung?
taehyung: no
yoongi: i do
jisoo: i know, yoongi
yoongi: i'm sad
jisoo: i know, yoongi
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soobin: hey, hyung-nim, why does jisoo love you so much?
taeyong, nct : because of my sweet moves, watch
taeyong: * outstretched arms * jisoo, im coming in for a hug
jisoo: don't touch me
taeyong: * backs away * not a problem
taeyong: you see? that move is called " listening and respecting "
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jungkook: i give men a firm and strong handshake to assert my dominance over them
jisoo: that's some weak shit
jungkook: what do you do?
jisoo: sleep with their wives
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jin: jisoo, you're naked again? didn't you just do the laundry?
jisoo: i just don't have anything to wear
jin: * opens her closet *
jin: i honestly don't understand you sometimes, you have plenty to wear
jin: like this nice dress, some shirts, sweaters, pants, skirts, Oh hey Hyuna and Lee Sunmi, the strap on is in the fridge, these nice shoes you never wear anymore
jin: wait. . . .
jin: IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SWEATER FOR AGES!!
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bighit: jisoo, there are male idols outside who would throw themselves in front of a train for you
jisoo, a sagittarius: * eating a family sized bag of doritos *
jisoo: i mean im not gonna stop them
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yoongi, in lil meow meow mode: * laying on the kitchen counter *
yoongi: how about someone in here feed me some grapes?
jisoo: how about you sit on the couch like a normal person?
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