bam. here it is finally.
some of these weren't asked in the comments but over messages and from my friends to spice it up （＾ν＾）
Arizona -
q: how long did it take for you and danny dan to start doing the frick frack?
a: a little while, i wanted to wait so that we could get back to the place we were when everything went down hill.
q: do you an dan do more dirty stuff to each other?
a: yes（ゝ。∂）
Dan -
q: did you start cutting again like ari thought you did??????????
a: it was once but i'm okay now, everything's going good.
q: you're way too hot stop please dear jesus okay
a: thank you cutie patootie
q: best sexual fantasy to do with arizona?
a: that's what you have to ask? you could ask me anything.
*whispers* the one where we do it in the fucking shower that'd be hot okay
Phil -
q: are you and nevaeh goin chill
a: yeet. pretty chill over here
q: ly bae
a: thanks i love you too
q: favorite thing about navaeh?
a: it's so cliche but her personality ♥︎
Sadie -
q: wHeRE ARE YOU COME BACK
a: AFRICA RN BUT I CANT IT WOULD BE
AWFUL
q: stay where ever the fuck you are we don't need more ebola
a: well looks like china's gonna get it mwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
q: bye
a: see ya
Addie -
q: fuck you you killed her baby
a: you'd like me to fuck you wouldn't you.
*looks around*
meet me at my place at 8, ask for... donna.
q: how many men have you screwed since dan lol slut
a: fyi we never had sex, bitch wanted to go slow and that's none of your business lol suck a dick
Aaron -
q: has you face heALED UP NICELY EVER SINCE YOU CHEATED
a: IT HAS FUCK YOU
q: you're a poo
a: bitchface
Arizona's Mom -
q: did you actually mean the stuff you said??
a: no it was the alcohol talking for me. i was in deep pain from my husband dying to where i went crazy.
q: when did you get non stop pms
a: *sighs* menopause is rough on a woman
Arizona's Dad -
q: it sucks you were the first to be killed off
a: yeah it kinda does. i wish i could see my baby getting married
q: no why did you die
a: idk the authors a fuckin bitch
Nevaeh -
q: is phil good in bed
a: *blushes* i wouldnt know
q: have yall kisseddddddddddd
a: *more blushing* maybeee
q: FRICK FRACK FRICK FRACK FRICK FRACK
a: OH I WANT TO FRICK FRACK THAT HOT BOD DONT YOU DOUBT IT
q: phan is real fuck off
a: thanks
Guy Asking For The Stuff From Mark -
(i had multiple questions about the stuff)
q: weed?
a: nope
q: are you sure it's not weed it could be
a: that's not what i ordered
q: he's probs the king of meth
a: you're not getting closer
q: heroin ?????????????
a: noooopeeee
q: wat wus teh stuff
a: okay, i'll confess. my wife wanted to cut sugar out of our diet and i was gonna leave in the night with the kids but instead i called mark and he was gonna bring me a giant box of treats.
Old Lady Who Hit Dan With A Broom -
(it was in chapter fifteen hun xD)
q: did you enjoy hitting dan with a broom? would you do it again? give a 1-10 rating on how fun it was to hit dan with a broom.
a: in that moment, yes.
if they ring on my doorbell while i'm trying to sleep, yes.
in that moment, it was a 10 on the fun scale when i hit that bastards bum!
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bad luck // dan howell
Fanfiction[C O M P L E T E D] in which a girl who's bad luck is getting the best of her meets the boy who helped her get through so much, even with just a few videos. © godcurly 2014
