Not the sharpest []Soldier x Reader[]

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Request from A-Gurl This request was hilarious, I adore it-
(Sorry this took so long, darling)
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Was all the stupid BLUs heard before exploding into a million pieces!

Ah, the smell of victory and blood! A nice mix for a bright sunny morning on Two Fort.
Goes well with coffee.

I'm (Y/N). A soldier from the RED team... well... one of them-
The real Solder is John...

Oh, that patriotic Pumpkin keeps you on your toes, all hours of the day.
And I, for one, love it!
The workouts, The training, The... uh... workouts! It's amazing!

Oh, but he won't notice me... because I haven't worked hard enough!

I need to pull myself together and wait for the right moment...
Hmm....

I GOT IT!

A rocket jump would do just perfect! Even John hasn't exactly perfected it yet! Oh ho ho ho!

Delightfully devilish, (Y/N)!

The man charged out of spawn, fire in his eyes.
He was just killed by a spy... and that didn't go over well with him.
Before he went to get back into the fight,
I stop him with a grin.
"Heyyy Soldier!"

He let out a small huff.
"What? I need to go beat Frances ass, again!"
"Ah, haha, not so fast! Watch this!"
You ready yourself, and charge off the ledge, laughing yourself into the air, heels ablaze!

Under his helmet, his eyes widened in wonder, as it seemed to go in slow motion for him.

You had alway made him feel happy but this... was something else.

You went to turn to smirk at him, right before face planting into a wall.

The Engi watching this let out a small 'oof' as he watched the impact, and as you slid down the wall.
You swore you could see the Stars and Stripes circle your head before it was blown off by a sniper.

You then need yo again in the spawn room, a little embarrassed, but more impressed you actually somewhat pulled it off.
When the Soldier himself, padded in, a smile spread over this face.

"Well done, maggot! You've impressed me."
This made you smile, as he took your head under his arm, your helmet slipping off, as he ruffled your (H/C) hair.

This... would be the start of something wonderful.

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