I woke up covered in a blanket.
"Did I put this on myself last night?" I think. "No, not that I remember."
An amazing aroma was wading through the air. I took a deep whiff.
Without looking in a mirror or anything, I walk around the not so familiar apartment into the kitchen.
"Woah, morning bed head," Dan says, laughing at me, "by the way, Phil's out today."
"Huh?" I ask, confused by what he meant about my hair, but I laugh. "Okay, oh, and Mr. Perfectionist, where's the bathroom?" I ask him while he's cooking.
"Through the hallway, on the left. And watch out for One Direction!" He exclaims.
"What?" I ask, walking into the bathroom.
-----Dan's POV-----
"Damn, I wake up early to cook.." I smile to myself, "pfft, I never do this."
In the middle of flipping a pancake, I hear a little squeal come from the bathroom, then a voice, "FUCK YOU DAN!" (y/n) exclaims.
I couldn't help myself, I started uncontrollably laughing.
"Hurry up in there or you might hatch an egg!" I yell to the new neighbor.. The gorgeous new neighbor.
Fuck, don't say that.. You've only known her for two days! But she really is.. Perfect.. She's a gamer, she's cute, and her accent.. It's so cute.. Stop it! You can't say that..
"Stupid!" I yell.
"Dan?" (Y/n) asks, "Cringe attack?" She asks, referring to a semi-old video of mine.
"Ah, so you were watching my videos, huh?" I playfully ask.
She blushed, and twisted one of her ankles, biting her lower lip.
Shit.. Oh god, when she looks up.. Shit. Shit. SHIT.
(y/n) looked up. She almost immediately saw it. Fuck.. I had to get a boner from her.. FUCK.
"Uh.. Oh my god." I flustered and managed to stammer out.
She laughed really hard, "it's totally okay. I've had a brother before," she said in between breaths.
(Sorry if you don't have siblings again.. ~Kat)
Oh my god.. I hate my body.. I'm so fucking weird!
"Uh.. Do you want breakfast?" I asked her.
"Sure, thanks," she giggled.
(I'm gonna assume it's mostly girls, nothing intended by that!! ily guys! ~Kat)
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And a Pinch of Love (a Dan Howell x Reader Fanfiction)
Fanfictiondaniel howell x reader - So much of this fucking story is a mess, I apologize. It was my first fic, written when I was TWELVE, and it's so cringe worthy. I haven't bothered to edit or change anything, just for the fact that it's so terrible, I don't...
