And a Pinch of Love (a Dan Howell x Reader Fanfiction)

It's Not Like We Were Having Sex!

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Dan

I woke up to my best friend hugging me, her hair intertwined with my fingers.

I looked at my phone, the time being 6:30 a.m.

Why was I up so early?

I slid out of the bed, and slipped the duvet over (y/n) gently.

Grabbing some clothes, I went to the bathroom and hopped into the shower, after stripping down and locking the door.

I turned on the warm water, and steam began to rise.

I washed my body and began to do my hair.

I heard a knock on the door.

"I assume it's Dan, as you're the only one awake," I heard (y/n) giggling behind the door.

"One second, sweetheart," I said, quickly reaching towards the poster-covered door and unlocking it.

"Come on in," I said back in the shower.

After a few seconds of silence, I heard her voice.

"Mind if I join?" She asked cheekily.

"Not at all," I said in a not too seductive voice.

We literally just showered, nothing more, and talked.

Not saying I didn't enjoy seeing a beautiful girl nude, but we literally only talked.

We only have one bathroom!

After about 15 minutes, we got out and got dressed.

She kissed me after brushing her teeth, as I did as well.

We walked out, my hair in slight curls, and talked.

We laughed, and walked into the lounge, where the other two sat, wide eyed.

"What the hell, Dan!" Phil said.

"(Y/n)!" Elise yelled.

"What?" We said in unison.

"You don't just- I mean- there's other people here, (y/n)!" Elise yelled at (y/n).

"It's not like we were having sex in the shower, guys!" She said, tossing her wet hair back.

"THAT'S NOT A NICE IMAGE," Phil said.

"It would be for me," I piped in, laughing.

After a minute of fake serious silence, the room burst out in laughs.

"I need food, Daniel," (y/n) said to me, clinging onto my leg.

"Fine, what do you want," I said, messing with her hair.

"I don't know, but you know the rule!" She said.

"Why do you do that to me. EAT A CHICKEN FETUS! You seriously need some meat on that body, I can barely grab anything," I winked.

"Never! Onward!" She laughed.

I walked into the kitchen.

"You're getting cereal," I said.

"Fine," she said.

"I'm losing circulation in my leg!" I said, getting down some bowls and grabbing spoons.

"Okay," she said, fake pouting.

In the middle of me pouring cereal, I got a phone call.

It was my mum!

"Hello! I haven't heard from you in ages!" I laughed, talking to her.

"As with you, young man. We need to catch up!" My mother said.

"I'd love to," I told her.

"You never told me about that gorgeous girl you fancy! So, is she a keeper?" She spoke.

I stared at (y/n), as she smiled back.

"Definitely," I said.

I finished the bowls, and talked to my mom.

"Christmas is in 15 days! Are you coming over to see your siblings and your parents Christmas Eve?" Mum sang.

"I was going to surprise you, but your Mum-Senses kicked in, I guess."

We laughed.

"I can't help it!" She laughed, "You should bring by your lady, what's her name, (y/n)?"

"Ha, I will absolutely ask her. I have to go now, love you!" I told her, finishing up the long conversation.

"Goodbye!" She said, and hang up.

(Y/N) sat on a barstool and ate her cereal silently.

She swallowed, then asked, "Who was that, baby?"

"It was my mother, who else has Mum-Senses?"

"What'd she say?"

"Oh, yeah. She wanted to ask you if you'd like to come over and meet the family, Christmas Eve, if you'd like."

"I'd love to!"

And we made plans to go, and be back Christmas Day.