Dinner and Awkward Conversations

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Dan

(Y/n) called Phil and I out to dinner.

I was sat next to her place and across from Phil's, as Elise and I were left handed, sitting on the left ends of the table.

(Y/n) smiled as she got out a bottle of champagne.

"Anyone want some?" She said.

We all nodded, and thanked her for it.

She put all the plates and bowls full of some not so Christmassy food, although we didn't mind.

We bowed our heads and Phil said grace.

"Amen," he said.

"Amen," the rest of us said together.

"I'm so hungry and tired," Elise said groaning.

"Me too, but we've still got a night ahead of us, haven't we?" Phil said.

I took a swig of champagne and piped in, "And I don't feel like shooting a video today."

"Alright you Grinches," (y/n) said chuckling, "After dinner, post on Twitter and everywhere else it'll come out tomorrow...which it will, and well do gifts after we take a nap."

"I'm down with that," Elise piped in, sipping her glass.

We finished dinner and talked for a bit.

In the middle of the conversation I went to the bathroom.

(Y/N)

I sat next to Elise and Phil next to the tree and we were watching TV.

I'm not sure what the show was called, but there was a stripper scene I laughed at.

"Who has ever even heard of Christmas pole dancing."

"Or Christmas sex.." Elise said entirely too seriously.

"Guys!" Phil laughed.

Dan walked out of the bathroom, wide eyed.

"All I heard was Christmas sex and I'm too confused for comfort," he said wide eyed, but jokingly.

"It's not like you'd get any," I winked.

"Fuck off, you'd totally bang me."

"I think you have the two of us mixed up, Daniel."

"Screw you."

"Yeah I know you would. And I love you too."

"Blow me."

"Guys!" Elise laughed.

After a while of joking around, we took our naps.

It's not weird.

Adults take naps too. *sassy snap*

*tine skip*

Dan

I woke up about two hours later, alone in bed.

I heard talking in the lounge.

Walking in, I was pelted with pillows.

"DAMN IT!" I said smiling.

"That's not nice to say on Christmas," Phil smiled.

I remembered.

"Oh. Yeah. It is Christmas," I laughed at myself forgetting what today was.

"Gift time!~" (y/n) yelled.

The girls giggled.

I smiled.

"Okay, fucking princess," I winked at her.

"I know."

"In your dreams."

"Yes I am."

I rolled my eyes, "You win this time," I said, messing with (y/n)'s hair.

"My weave!" She joked.

The room erupted in laughter.

I handed everyone's gifts from Phil and myself and like before at my family's house, we opened them up altogether.

I got one large box from Phil as did he from me, and the girls got two aswell.

We opened all of our little gifts and sat around, messing with them.

With the mug I got her, (y/n) made hot chocolate (which I stole plenty of.)

Although it was white around it and completely plain, yet on the bottom it said "cunt."

She adored it.

We laughed around the tree, as decided to do a YouNow.

We grouped around the iPad and instantly got a ton of views.

"'Dan looks so cute in his sweater,' Says Kahra J. I agree," (y/n) giggled.

"'What does that cup say?' Says Niki H. Oh," we laughed.

(Y/n) titled it up, revealing the swear word.

We laughed, and spent the rest of the night in each other's company.

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