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princess:
hi
my friend hwanwoong follows you and
cAvEmAn
i'm sorry but i snorted

caveman:
whY

princess:
idk
so are you gay

caveman:
wow you're really straight forward aren't you

princess:
i was just curious

caveman:
well
yeah
i'm friends with hwanwoong what do you expect

princess:
nice
so am i

caveman:
you're a bottom

princess:
wow is it that obvious

caveman:
can i top then ;)

princess:
I WILL NOT HESITATE IN BLOCKING YOU

caveman:
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TEXTED ME

princess:
idc you're weird

caveman:
wow i'm hurt
tell me your name to make me feel better

princess:
never

caveman:
hi never nice to meet you

princess:
you're so fucking immature
and i thought no one could get more immature than my twin brother

caveman:
oh you have a twin brother now do you

princess:
he's so damn annoying
he keeps hiding my toothbrush
wait why am i telling you this

caveman:
idk why are you telling me this
just lock your toothbrush

princess:
good idea

caveman:
how old are you

princess:
42

caveman:
bye

princess:
i was fucking kidding
i'm 20

caveman:
how do i know that

princess:
you just have to trust me

caveman:
i have a bad feeling about this
im 22 btw
but who knows i could be 44 👀

princess:
YOU CREEPY BITCH

caveman:
YOU STARTED IT

princess:
creep

caveman:
okay so like hwanwoong just posted this picture

DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT GUY IS  ON THE LEFTHES SO CUTEAND THAT LITTLE TUFT OF HAIR I MAY CRY

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DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT GUY IS  ON THE LEFT
HES SO CUTE
AND THAT LITTLE TUFT OF HAIR I MAY CRY

princess:
idk but he is really pretty

caveman:
I KNOW RIGHT
HOLD ON LET ME ASK HIM

princess:
NO DONT

five minutes later

caveman:
you just-
i cant
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO HE WAS WHEN YOURE PRACTICALLY HIM

princess:
so you found out

caveman:
YES
YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BROTHER EVER

princess :
brother?

caveman:
well that's dongmyeong in the picture right
and you're dongju

princess:
hold on

dongju to hwanwoong

princess:
tf did you tell that caveman dude

babysloth:
felt like clowning him
it's gonna be fun

princess:
yes it is lol

dongju to geonhak

princess:
yeah okay i'm back
and yeah well you found out
i'm dongju

caveman:
so what do you look like
wait you both are twins which means you must be gorgeous too
but you're probably the one who's more annoying tho

princess:
i-
okay

caveman:
what took you so long btw

princess:
i got a call from my friend

caveman:
who

princess:
why tf do you wanna know

caveman:
it doesn't hurt to try-

i'm fucking jobless

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