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caveman:
I just had a thought

princess:
I dont want to know

caveman:
no just hear me out
what if
we

princess:
TF ARE YOU THINKING YOU UNHOLY BITCH

caveman:
had the ultimate

princess:
WHAT

caveman:
JUST LET ME TYPE IT OUT IT TAKES A WHILE
okay
what if we had the ultimate Disney princess land of enchantment game night

princess:
OH THANK GOD

caveman:
why did you have other things in mind ;)
making cupcakes maybe

princess:
sure

caveman:
I dont want my kitchen to burn down so I'll just buy some for you

princess:
REALLY YOURE SO NICE

caveman:
finally
if I give you food you're nice

princess:
well
duh
also let's do it
I CALL DIBS ON SNOW WHITE

caveman:
I'll be ariel
get ready to lose

princess:
snow white is superior
I will never lose

caveman:
let's see about that

princess:
YOU WANT A BET

caveman:
sure
loser has to do whatever the winner says for a day

princess:
oh it's on
I do need my roof to be cleaned finally I'll get someone to clean it

caveman:
you seem so confident

princess:
well that's because I'm going to win

caveman:
sure sure
I cant wait to see the look on your face when you lose

princess:
neither can I
no wait
I meant that I cant wait to see the look on YOUR face when you lose
now I'm muting you I need to train

caveman:
it doesn't matter how hard you train
I'm still going to win

princess:
we will see about that

spoiler cause i felt like it
a gc's coming soon yall get ready for some crazy crackheadedness lol

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