stand by | leedo x xion

twenty one

brouhaha

babysloth:
yall know toto the dog right? from wizard of oz?? well toto was originally a cow

giraffe:
WHAT
REALLY

seoho:
OML

princess:
TOTO THE COW WHAT

ddaengjo:
who tf summoned me
nvm
TOTO WAS A COW

caveman:
I knew that

seoho:
anD YoU nEvEr boThErED tO tEll Us

caveman:
I DONT EVEN KNOW HALF OF YALL

babysloth:
well you know me, dongju (very well may I add) and keonhee
and you yourself cant be counted
you only dont know seoho and youngjo so technically you dont know only 2/5ths or 40% of us

princess:
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
how could you confuse half with 2/5ths

caveman:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY IM DONE WITH MATH OKAY

ddaengjo:
hwanwoong you're so smart

giraffe:
👀
well I just realized that none of us really know youngjo that well (except for hwanwoong ofc he grinded on him at that party)

babysloth:
WE WERE DRUNK LET IT GO

seoho:
well that's not that bad tbh considering the fact that dongju pressed on geonhaks crotch so bad when they were watching a movie
according to dongju he wanted to get the 'popcorn'

princess:
HOW TF DO YOU KNOW THIS

seoho:
hwanwoong educates me 👀
and I may or may not have told pete

caveman:
who tf is pete

princess:
dave's brother

ddaengjo:
who tf is dave

babysloth:
YOU DONT KNOW DAVE
EVERYONE KNOWS DAVE
AND EVERYONE KNOWS PETE
ARE YALL THAT UNEDUCATED
wait keonhee how do you know about the drunken incident

giraffe:
yall keep forgetting that seoho is my boyfriend

ddaengjo:
oh yeah
how did yall meet btw

giraffe:
weLl
I went to buy a new washing machine and I saw him buying a microwave like what an intellectual 🤩
I thought he was the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth
I went up to him and said hI
aNd TheN
he asked me out
and we've been dating ever since
ig it's been about 2 months, 16 days, 4 hours, 15 minutes and 26 seconds

princess:
the power keonhee holds
also tF

seoho:
babe its 16 minutes not 15

giraffe:
really? my watch must be a minute slow
anygays
our goal in life is to now get dongju and caveman together

caveman:
WHAT

seoho:
oopS

if anyone's confused,, Dave's a
random guy who everyone knows and loves and hes an intellectual not based off anyone irl and yeah he originally made an appearance in my first book fate but since I'm unoriginal I tossed in a brother of his dhdjdjd anygays stan dave lol