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princess:
do you wanna meet up again

caveman:
ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME
YOU INITIATED THE NEXT MEET UP AND NOT ME
I MUST BE DREAMING

princess:
istg i should've choked you during the movie then and there

caveman:
but you chose to choke my crotch instead

princess:
NO STFUS XHXHC
don't think i forgot about the restroom thing

caveman:
you'll never let that go now will you

princess:
you brought it up not me

caveman:
fine
so when do we meet

princess:
tomorrow
my place
i'll text you the address later

caveman:
yOuR pLaCe hUh

princess:
i swear gono huck if you keep annoying me i'll cancel the thing entirely

caveman:
okay okay
wow your place
don't leave your underwear on the floor okay

princess:
STFU YOU WRINKLY TOAD

caveman:
WOW THAT WAS HURTFUL
DONT FORGET YOU DECEIVED ME FOR TWO WEEKS

princess:
wow that's low
HOLY SHIT

caveman:
what

princess:
so remember i told you about tiny assed man grinding on another dude youngjo at that party
so i'm at his house and youngjo is literally talking to him on his doorstep rn

caveman:
GET OUT OF THERE NOW

princess:
I DID
IM JUST GOING TO GO HOME NOW

caveman:
of course you are
you have to clean up and hide all of your sex toys and remove all the pictures of me you stuck in your room

princess:
one more word uttered by you and i won't hesitate in blocking you

caveman:
:(

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