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princess:
open your door

caveman:
why tf are you outside my house

princess:
why tf am I not outside your house👀

caveman:
good point

ten minutes later

caveman:
what just happened
you ran into my kitchen and now I cant even find you

princess:
that's because I escaped through the window and I'm in my house now

caveman:
why tf did you even come in the first place

princess:
I was hungry and I didnt have any snacks at home

caveman:
oh so you came to meet me ;)

princess:
no I came to meet the cake you had in your fridge

caveman:
why did you steal my cake
that's just cruel
I'm not talking to you
and to think I liked you

princess:
WAIT WHAT
I didn't take the cake I know how important it was to you
I took your icecream instead 🥰

caveman:
you better hide or I'll find you and stab you 276 times and then push you onto a highway where a bus full of sumo wrestlers will crush you and every single bone of yours will break into 23 pieces
you better watch out

ten minutes later

princess:
what did you do to him
he's booking a flight to papa new guinea
oh wait I just read the previous messages
forget I ever said that I value my brother's life somewhat 👀

caveman:
👀

thank you so much for 1K 😭

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