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caveman:
dongJU iM wAiTinG dOwNstAiRs let's gO

princess:
yeah yeah calm your tits im coming

caveman:
k

-×-

man lover nation

seohoe:
an anonymous source has informed me that dongju and geonhak will be going on a date today
yall wanna stalk I'm bored and I want something to do

giraffe:
I'm in
k where are those two now
probably grinding again smh

babysloth:
WE WERE DRUNK STFU

seohoe:
why can I never get tired of that

ddaengjo:
ugh

giraffe:
okay let's stalk 🤩

seohoe:
yES 🤩

two hours later

giraffe:
IN MY DEFENSE
HWANWOONG PROVOKED ME

ddaengjo:
THATS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR TRYING TO STUFF HIM INSIDE THAT WASHING MACHINE
WE ALMOST GOT ARRESTED THANKS TO YOU
OKAY YALL GATHER UP IN THE WAHSROOM TO DISCUSS

seohoe:
why did yall fight tho

babysloth:
istg we were arguing whether borborygm or bumbershoot was the funnier word
I voted for bumbershoot and he for borborygm

ddaengjo:
yall actually-

giraffe:
shut up youngjo go grind on shorty
I still dont get why we're texting instead of talking but its fun

babysloth:
OHMYGOD SHUT UP
GUSY GMDJDJ
EVERYONE LISTEN
GONO HUCK IS COMING
HIDE IN STALLS GAYS

seohoe:
OKAY OKAY

ddaengjo:
WAIT THERES ONLY ONE STALL FOR HWANWOONG AND I

giraffe:
use it then
GET IN GONO HUCKS COMING

babysloth:
WHOS PHONE IS RINGING
OH LORD
KEONHEE DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST PICK UP THE PHONE DONT YOU THINK GONO HUCK CAN RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE

seohoe:
GAYS QUICK DO SOMETHING
UHH YOUNGWOONG
YALL ARE IN THE STALL TOGETHER DO SOMETHING

ddaengjo:
WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN

seohoe:
JUST MAKE MOANING NOISES OR SOMETHING SO THAT HE GETS OUT OF THERE

babysloth:
WHAT NO

seohoe:
DO YOU WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF DONGJU

babysloth:
uGh fiNe

ten minutes later

ddaengjo:
is he gone now
we've been doing this for ten minutes

giraffe:
tf seoho and I are driving home gono huck left when yall moaned the first time

babysloth:
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US

giraffe:
I knew seo and I were forgetting something

-x-

youngjo and hwanwoong got out of the stall, embarrassed just to see a bunch of random people at the sink staring at them. they looked down and practically fled.

man lover nation

babysloth:
I will kill you all one day

princess:
not before I do
gono huck and i are in this gc too yk

seohoe:
f u cK

so I'm gonna start updating every saturday and wednesday now lol cause I'm running out of prewritten chapters and ideas haha 🤡

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