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princess:
hello geonhak

caveman:
wow you actually called me by my name i'm proud

princess:
gOnO hUcK*
sorry i just wanted to give you false hope

caveman:
i hate you

princess:
okay
i'm officially done with dongmyeong

caveman:
how could anyone be done with someone as beautiful as him

princess:
are you that fucking whipped for me?
my brother*

caveman:
HES JUST REALLY CUTE OKAY

princess:
i swear

caveman:
okay so what did he do

princess:
okay so i uSed to
USED TO
have this crush on this guy called seoho but it was a really long time back and my hormones were crazy
he's like my mom now but anyways
dongmyeong literally toLD hIm tHat
plus seoho has a boyfriend and i've never met him but he's really nice cause i once stole his phone and texted him
okay so seoho just laUgHEd
and like we hAd to ruN intO HiM toDaY
but it's okay cause it was a reALLy lonG bAcK anD we'Re coOl nOw
but i'm still really annoyed

caveman:
wait
is it LeE sEoHO

princess:
yEah
he's dating this guy called kind gee or something

caveman:
you mean keOnhEe?

princess:
yeah him
wait
DIDNT YOU SAY YOU HAD A FRIEND KEONHEE WHO HATED PIGEONS

caveman:
yes

princess:
WOW HOW HAVE WE NOT MET WE LITERALLY KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE IN COMMON

caveman:
do you want to meet up?

princess:
yes
this message was deleted
no
i mean
YOU COULD STILL BE 44 IM SCARED ALRIGHT

caveman:
finE i'll send you a pictuRe of mYselF wilL tHaT bE okAy

princess:
i already know what you look like
you're really muscly gono huck

caveman:
how tf do you know

princess:
tiny assed man

caveman:
oh yeah ofc
but knowing him he'd have probably sent a meme

princess:
nah he sent me a picture of you working out

caveman:
what
okay then
but can we meet

princess:
nO

caveman:
:(

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