Hymen [Yoonmin]

11.

Jimin:
*image attached*
HI MIN YOONGI
whoops
caps lock was on hehe
it's your neighbor park jimin
i sent the contract picture above
also i know you're probably sleeping right now so don't worry about responding
goodnighttttt!!! :)

I JUST SENT HIM THE TEXT OMGKSHAHS AND IM IN MY BED LIKE THIS WAITING
HES SO COOL
wait
oh my atlantis
PLEASE DISCARD THAT LAST MESSAGE AND THE PICTURE IT WASNT MEANT FOR YIU

loml<3:

i am pretty cool

Jimin:
NO NO NO

loml<3:

okay so im not cool

Jimin:
NO YOU SRE
SORRY I JUSY
I HACE SO MANY WUESTIONS
IGNORE MY TERRIBLE GRAMMAR

loml<3:
how come i sent you two pictures of me and you only sent me one

Jimin:
OK
LET ME TRY
HERE IS MY SECOND PIC

loml<3:
wtf that's not your face
that's half of it

Jimin:
I CAN DO BETTER
LET ME TRY

loml<3:
that's even worse
i cant even see your nose now

Jimin:
SORRY OK
I DONT TAKE SELFIES LIKE THAT
WANT ME TO TRY AGAIN :(

loml<3:
im kidding
your selfies were great

Jimin:
really?!!

loml<3:
no

Jimin:
;o

loml<3:
jk jk
what are your questions ?

Jimin:
ahh!
okay okay
SO FIRST OF ALL WHO IS THAT PRECIOUS DOG WITH YIU
AND WHY ARE YOU YOU UP AT TWO THIRTY AM

loml<3:
it's my dog min holly
yes he's a boy not a girl
and im up because you've been blowing up my phone

Jimin:
OH MYYYY
HES SO CUTE WOW
WHERE DO YOU HIDE HIM CAUSE I HAVENT SEEN HIM
AND SORRY FOR BLOWING UP YOUR PHONE

loml<3:
he stays with my family because of my hectic job
i don't want him to feel lonely
he's with me tonight because i stayed over lol

Jimin:
oh my gahhh
you're a dad awwww
that's so cute aoehsnjsksmsms

loml<3:
ewww
don't make it sappy pls

Jimin:
okayyyyy
my baddddd
i shall try to contain my emotions in :)))))

loml<3:
are those little parenthesis suppose to symbolize your double chin?

Jimin:
ahwiwiwhsn
noooo
it's suppose to emphasize how hard im smiling

loml<3:
i have a picture of my double chin in my camera roll
wanna see?
actually idc im showing your either way

Jimin:
WOW THATS A PRETTY DOUBLE CHIN
IM LAUGHING
OR GIGGLING IDK
HEHE

loml<3:
sappy sappy
also you can't show no one that picture
or i will kick your shin
it's going to hurt

Jimin:
i swear to not show your picture :))))
and on top of that you can kick me too

loml<3:
masochist
do you like me being mean to you?

Jimin:
awiwidjsksk

loml<3:
naughty

Jimin:
no no im not even ahshsusj AHAHSHSV

loml<3:
anywaysssssss
putting aside your sexual desires
the contract
so let's get started on the requirements
let's go on a fake date ummm next friday after i get off work
i mean if you're free

Jimin:
yes
im totally free
i can meet you at your house if you want??

loml<3:
cool
yeah at 18:30
alright let me go to bed
peace

Jimin:
peace to you too!
agh
i wish i could erase messages ive sent
they sound so stupid agahsjsjsjs
okay
okay
i will let you go
goodnight min yoongi ((:

read 03:25 am.