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*Hanako, Y/N and Kou in the library*
Y/N: *looks up from book she was reading* Hey Hanako, why did the chicken cross the rode?
Hanako: Why?
Y/N: To get to the idiot's house.
Hanako: *Confused*
Y/N: Knock Knock
Hanako: Who's there?
Y/N:*slowly looks back down at her book with a smirk* The chicken...
Hanako: ...
Kou: ha, you idiot you fell for it.
Hanako: You fall for it too didn't you?
Kou: ...
Kou: Yes...
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Nene: Mufasa's death scene made me cry again.
Y/N: Aww, Nene-chan...
Y/N: it's okay he's not a real horse it's a cartoon.
Nene: HORSE
Nene: HORSE!?!?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: In my defence, I died before it came out...
Nene: ITS CALLED LION KING, Y/N-CHAN!
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Hanako: So, what's N/N-chan's type?
Nene: Amber eyes, kind, oblivious, like making jokes about my legs and loves donuts.
Hanako: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we're just friends.
Nene: Did I mention oblivious?
Hanako: yeah, why?
Nene: Okay, just making sure.
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Yako walking into a room where they held there meetings in: Sorry I'm late, I was...Doing stuff...
Y/N running into the room looking like a mess: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Tsuchigomori: ...
Hanako: ...
Yako: Push is such a strong word. I prefer calling it, giving you a little nudge.
Y/N ready to attack Yako: Oh, I'll give you a little nudge, when I shove my foot up your fox ass!
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Kou: knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.
Nene: Wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad.
Hanako: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Y/N: Common sense is knowing that Ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.
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Nene: How's the most beautiful girl in the world.
Y/N: *Without looking up from her book* I don't know, how are you?
Nene: *Voice cracking* I'm fine.
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*When Y/N was alive*
Y/N: *from the roof of the school* I'm going to jump!
Y/N's bully's: ...
Tsukasa: ...
Tsukasa: Do a Flip!!!
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*Y/N and Nene looking down the stairs at a dead body of a person who made fun of Nene's legs*
Y/N: He died of natural causes.
Nene: *Watched Y/N do it* You pushed him down the stairs!
Y/N: Gravity is natural
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Tsuchigomori: I need a five letter word for disappointment.
Y/N: Amane.
Amane: N/N-Chan that's not very ni-
Tsuchigomori: It fits...
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