Logophile [Yoonmin]

17.

Message @kseokjin? ✔️

yoongimin:
hey
you probably don't know me but i know you
we go to the same school
im messaging you because im feeling rebellious
someone told me that i needed then to talk to you
guess what?
i sure as hell don't need them
this is to let you know that
i have a crush on you
you're so damn handsome it's literally painful
you're my fucking kryptonite kim seokjin
i will drag my balls through fucking lava to get to see your bare shoulders
i want you to choke me with them
i want you to push me against the wall and be mean to me as you whisper sinful dirty things in my ear
i want you to pin my hands over my head as you thrust your cock inside of me
then i want you to pull my hair and fucking slap me and tell me that im the prettiest whore you've ever fucked
after that we would go to bed and sleep cuddling 
in the morning i would make you pancakes with strawberries and bananas or your choice of fruits
as well as bacon, eggs, and lots of grits
you're going to kiss me and lick my cheek and tell me that im the only one you ever want to do
we would start dating and be the power couple everyone envies
idk if you're into guys but if you are im here and im pretty available
let me know okay?
okay
goodnight

sent 01:56.

•••

Yoongi:
jungkook!!
JUNGKOOK
I NEED YOU
WAKE THE FUCK UP PLEASE
ITS AN EMERGENCY
IM LITERWLLT FREAKINF OUT
I DID SOMERHING
AND IM SCARED
OMGHSHSJW
WHAT WAS I THINKING
WHAT THE FUCK
IM GOING TO BE THE SCHOOLS BIGGEST JOKE
THIS IS MY FOURTEENTH TEXT
HELP
I MESSAGED KIM SEOKJIN
AND TOLD HIM MY NASTY THIUGHTS
IT WAS A MOEMNT OF WEAKNESS FOR WHAT HAPPENED WITH PARK DICKHEAD JIMIN
PLWASE
JU NC KOOM
JUNFKOO
KOOKIE
AUSISOOS
WOOWOALA
JZJSNXXJDISOSO
!!!!!!
IM DROPPING OUT AND ORGANIZING MY OWN FUNERAL
PEACE OUT
BYE

seen 02:03

Jungkook:
HOLY FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHY
JUST WHY
HOLY COW
IM ON THE WAY
GUESS WE AINT SLEEPING TONIGHT
HOLY SHAJAKAKAKAKAKA

seen 02:03

Yoongi:
WONT YOUR PARENTS GET MAD FOR SNEAKING OUT?

seen 02:03

Jungkook:
YES BUT THIS IS A LITERAL EMERGENCY
IT WILL BE OKAY
seen 02:04

Yoongi:
OKAY
THANK U
I LOVE U
IM WAITING HURRY PLS

seen 02:04