SEVENTH YEAR GRYFFINWHORES
meely
so i might have accidentally been banned from quidditch for life by umbridge
angelina
you WHAT
meely
yeah um
so i called her an ugly toad faced bitch
lee
good godric amelia
georgie
LOL
you're a bloody icon amelia
but now we're down a chaser
katie
can we find anyone to replace her? and soon, hopefully?
meely
CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE?
freddie
if you lot don't mind, i'm going to go stop my girlfriend from drowning herself in the black lake
georgie
she's not actually trying to drown herself, right?
angelina
i can see them from the window in the library
she's laying on the grass in the pouring rain
it looks like he's trying to drag her back inside
lee
and how is that working out?
angelina
it's not going well
one more for tonight even though i really want to see reese's reaction to the next one

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NO SIGNAL ➝ FRED WEASLEY [1] ✓
Fanfictionin which the students of hogwarts have access to cell phones OR: in which amelia bishop finds joy in spamming her friends with texts