Liv: I don't mean to alarm anyone, but Li is muttering some weird incantation
Devan: Just let her alone. I'm sure she's fine
Lillian: Nah it's getting super creepy
Li: I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS! FAKE BOYFRIEND #276!
Lance has entered the chat
Eliza: At least it isn't a fork
OMG THE WATTPADIANS ONCE SHIPPED ME WITH A FORK😂😂 RIP CAUSE NONE OF US ARE FRIENDS ANYMORE :")
Li: Everyone, this is my new fa–I mean totally real boyfriend. His name is Lance! He's totally like a LOT taller than me and he's super hot cause he's got jet black hair and blue eyes
Lance: Sup
Devan: I feel slightly intimidated...
Blaze: So do I...
Li: In any case, he's also a son of Demeter
Devan: At least he's not my brother
Blaze: Or Roman
Lillian: I think he's pretty cool
Lindsay: Same
Li: That's very ironic...
Eliza: I'm glad we have a new friend 😌
Liv: Yeah. It feels like someone has been missing, but I'm not sure who...
Devan: Don't worry Li, I'm the only one who knows 😉
Li: sHHHHHH THEY'LL GET CONFUSED AGAIN!
Lance: how about we play a game so I can get to know you all better?
Blaze: That's actually not a bad idea...🤔
Eliza: What game?
Lance: Hmm...The keyboard game?
Eliza is offline
Lindsay is offline
Liv is offline
Blaze is offline
Lillian is offline
Devan: Li I think we broke them
Lance: I don't understand what I did...
Li: you poor beautiful idiot
Devan: haha pls get a room 🥲
~end~
RIP LYRIC YOU HAVE NO PLACE IN MY HEART ANYMORE HAHA. But srsly tho she really didn't do anything to help the plot. That's why I got rid of her in the second book 😎😎
~Li💙
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FanfictionThis book is one of my oldest on this account so if you actually are gonna read it pls don't come at me for being cringey lol 😂