LiLi: Guys confuzzle me
Nico: That's good for you
Will: Be nice Nico
Nico: How can I be nice when she was just torturing me with skeleton puns!
LiLi: And then Leo and I started typing in Spanish and none of you objected. I don't think anyone got the last thing I said
Leo: You told me to shut up!
LiLi: And you called me an idiot
Will: Ha
LiLi: And this is why guys confuzzle me
Percy: I'm not confuzzling!
Annabeth: Those aren't even words
LiLi: Fine. You know what also confuses me?
Nico: What?
LiLi: How guys have an over obsession of going to the gym. Oh yes I need to get big muscles to get pretty girls! -_-
Percy: She just put every guy into words
Leo: That's some spooky a** sh*t right there
LiLi: Language
Leo: Nico and you both cuss. Why can't I ?!
LiLi: Cause. You're not an underage child
Leo: That makes no sense
Nico: It does to me!
Will: You aren't an underage child
Nico: And you're not a son of Apollo
LiLi: Heh
Nico: XD
LiLi: Wanna hear something weird?
Percy: What?
LiLi: I got this question. This great question someone asked me. They said, Do you even lift, bro?
Percy: Liiiieeeeesssss
LiLi: I ain't lyin!
Yes I am
Percy: Oh well. Do you even lift tho?
LiLi: No of course not!
Nico: Double Liiiieeeeesssss
LiLi: Shush Nico! I don't I swear!
Will: Hmmmm let's see
Leo: *confuzzled look*
LiLi: Stop taking me lingo!
Leo: The more important question! Nico, Do you even lift, bro?
Nico: Um no...
LiLi: Triple Liiiieeeeesssss
Will: I Can back that one up! He does!
LiLi: But instead of pretty girls, he once guys
Will: It already worked
LiLi: Will, go sh*t your pants. That's not what I meant
Nico: Li, stop being such a f**king underage child. And no I don't go to the gym
Leo: Quadruple Liiiieeeeesssss
LiLi: Wait! Percy, Do you even lift, bro?
Percy: Ask Annie she knows
Annabeth: Yes he does now bye
LiLi: And she disappears. Again
Nico: We still haven't got an answer from you, Li
LiLi: It's not like I would either way tho
Leo: Stop lying Li
LiLi: I'm not lying
Nico: I saw you
LiLi: Sh*t
Nico: Haha
Leo: Oh well now we know that you both go to the gym
Nico: Double sh*t
Oh well look at Nico and LiLi be underage children
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionThis book is one of my oldest on this account so if you actually are gonna read it pls don't come at me for being cringey lol 😂
