Demigods Texting

Valentine's Day...?

Some gods will be included. Happy Valentine's Day! And remember eat people, not date them

Aphrodite: Love is in the air!

Piper: Mom!

LiLi: Humph

Aphrodite: I take it you and your friend got along well today

Piper: Mom!!

LiLi: Why do you care?

Aphrodite: I'm the goddess of love sweetie. I don't know how he could resist you. You're such a cutie!

Piper: MOM!!!

Aphrodite: Yes dear?

Piper: Leave LiLi alone

Aphrodite: Oh, but he gave her his sour patch kids. That's LiLi's second favorite candy you know

Annabeth: Oooooh!

Hazel: LiLi, we need to talk about this!

LiLi: Guys!

Nyssa: Oh we are going to talk alright

Piper: Mom! Stop saying things

LiLi: Yeah!

Aphrodite: Don't you want to know how the rest of them spent their day, LiLi? I see you have a knack for putting people together

LiLi: Yes I do! Especially Nico and Will! And Shh! I don't want people to know

Aphrodite: Ooh ok! But Will and Nico, that's a good one

Nico: Why us?

LiLi: Um...

Piper: Before anyone says anything else, Mom, why are you here? And LiLi I thought you were...of her

LiLi: Shhh!!!

Aphrodite: Well to answer your question, it's Valentine's Day! My favorite day of the year!

LiLi: *grumbles* I noticed...

Aphrodite: Now if you'd excuse me, I have some business to attend to

LiLi: phew

Annabeth: Don't think you're off the hook

Hazel: Yeah

Nyssa: We've got some things to discuss

Piper: You're never getting away

LiLi: Welp. I'm ded

Tragic love stories. Barf. If you a single Pringle like me, happy single awareness day!