The return of Persassy

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LiLi: Annie I found something

Annabeth: Don't call me Annie. But what did you find?

LiLi: Are you in your cabin right now?

Annabeth: Yes...

LiLi: Look outside your window. If there's a fat guy with tattoos out there, it's not me. 😏😏😏😏😏

Annabeth: I don't get it.

LiLi: No one does. It's an inside joke with me friend and sister

Percy: So what're we talkin' about?!

LiLi: Nothing. Go away.

Percy: What?! You tell me to go away?! Oh no you didn't!!!!

Annabeth: Here it comes.

Persassy: PERSASSY HAS RETURNED!!!!! Persassy is totes the most sassiest of sassy people!! I am so more sassy than you Li!!! *dramatic hair flip*

Nikki: Did you just say you were the most sassiest of sassy people?! That's my title! I challenge you to a sass-off!

LiLi: Ohhh😲!!!!!

Nikki: Alright Per—

I'm sorry we had to cut this part out because Nikki is being too completely sassy for the human eye. In the end Nikki beat Percy in the sass-off.

After the sass-off

Percy: *lays on ground*

LiLi: All hail the Sass Master: Nicolas, NOT
Nikius!!

Nikki: *glares at LiLi*

LiLi: Welp. I'm dead

Yep. I just did that. Please don't hurt me kleptomanikki don't hurt me!!!

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