Ideas For Brianrot

[OC incorrect quotes]

blame Pleasenobodynoticeme and skiddynoddlez

starring - my OCS
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Russel: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Jouta: You're a danger to society.

Naoyuki: And a coward - do 20.
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Saraqael: hello :)
Saraqael: i'm really sad
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Koi: DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!

Led: Wait-?!

Koi: [S C R E A M S]
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Russel: [pointing at enemy stand users]
Russel: Look at all those chickens.
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Koi: What's the stich?

Hiroaki: [pulling up on a scooter]
Hiroaki: Penis.
Hiroaki: [scooters away]
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Saraqael: I want all of us, to go one day without saying the word penis.
Starting now.

Alistair and Hiroaki: Penis.

Saraqael: [i n h a l e]
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Naoyuki: SHUT UP!

Jotaro:...
Jotaro: [triggered] YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP-!?!
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Naoyuki: [lighting a match in darkness]
Naoyuki: Burn in hell Dad.

Kakyoin: [waking up]
Kakyoin: Nao, Nao! I'll give you back your vape-!
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Myra: Damn, I wanna eat Jouta up.

Saraqael:...Can you not -

Myra: [activating her stand] literally

Saraqael: ...
Saraqael: what the fuck-
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Alistair: Remember a time that I liked you?

Russel: No?

Alistair: Good, cause never happened.

ALTERATIVE VERSION

Leonardo: Remember a time that I liked you?

Hiroaki: No...?

Leonardo: Good, cause never happened.
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Jovani: [speaking Italian]

Jouta: [laughing his ass off] WHAT -?! WHAT IS HE SAYING-!?! I DONT SPEAK FUCKING P A S T A -
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Jouta: B-Bagel boys!
Naoyuki: B-B-Bagel boys!
Jovani: Bagel boys!
Hiroaki: [popping up] WITH CREAM CHEESE!

(the joke here is that they're all joestars)
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Koi: I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH LED THE OTHER DAY-!

Jovani: KOI, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK-

Koi: [summoning SoH] I won't hesitate bitch-
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Led: [holding Jouta's legs] [using it as a fucking air guitar]

Jovani: [w h e e z e]

Jouta: why did I agree to this -!?
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Russel: Don't tell your mother... *garbiele*

Jouta: [blushing] Kiss one another...

Russel: DIE FOR EACH OTHER-!

Jouta: [falls over]
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Naoyuki: My brother pushed me today, so, I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down

Naoyuki: [holding up a graph]
The benefits of of killing him would be I would get pushed way less-
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Leonardo: [singing in the shower] POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEE-!

Hiroaki; [sneaks in]
Hiroaki: [dumps sugar on his head]

Leonardo: [s c r e e ch]
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Jovani: [meeting Led]
Jovani: Sup, pillar man, it's yuh boi.
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Amelia: Road work ahead, uh - yeah I sure hope it does.

(an erina descendant coming s o o n)
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Jouta: What's up you straight fuck.

Junkin: Hey-y, Jou.

Jouta: Touch any tits lately - you heterosexual bitch.

(junkin is my only straight oc ahahah)
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Arin: [impersonating his father]

Jovani: How did you defeat Captian America?

Arin: Ve shoot him in ze legs, because his shield is ze size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot

(arin a strohiem/santana child coming soon)
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THE END
FOR NOW