Jotaro: Hello, how may I help you.
Costumer: I would like to return this item. Its doesn't fit.
Jotaro: Alright, hand me your receipt and the item - and I will be right on it. [takes the nessary things and does his job] Unfortunately, we have a 30-day return policy and you bought this item over two months ago-
Costumer: That is absolute bullshit! I wasn't told there was a 30 day return policy! How dare your company expliot my unawareness of their stupid ass polices
Jotaro: Yare, yare daze. [sighs] Please, calm down or I will have to call someone.
Costumer: Go on! Call someone! What? Are you scared huh? C'mon! This is the shitest service I have ever seen! Can't you, I don't know just give me the return anyways? Bend the rules?
Jotaro: No. I would potentially lose my job. So take your ill-fitting item and please exit the store.
Comstumer: Or what?
Jotaro: [smirks] I'll call my manager and he'll deal with you.
Comstumer: Fine, you asshole. Bring your manager out here. I would be happy to talk to him.
Jotaro: KAKYOIN! There's a costumer that wants to talk to you!
Kakyoin: [walking out with a pleasant smile] Hello, I'm Kakyoin, the manager- what seems to be the problem here?
Costumer: Your employee is being fucking rude to me! And he says you guys have a 30 day return policy, which is bullshit!
Kakyoin: [still smiling] I sincerely apologize, please. Let me take the item of question off your hands, and I will allow you to get one in the right size - charge free. I apologize profusely for my associates rudeness and any distress he may have caused you. [He shakes their hand] Thank you for your consideration.
Costumer: I...I...That-t's not nessary sir! You flatter me with your kindness, but I will gladly just take my money back.
Kakyoin: [clapping his hands together] Wonderful! Jotaro here, if you will allow him to, will handle your return.
Costumer: [feeling bad] Actually, I think I'll just keep this. It might fit someone else in my family.
Kakyoin: Excellent! I'm so glad we were able to work this out like civilized people! Have a great day! [Waving them goodbye]
Jotaro: [stunned] How the fuck do you manage to do that everytime?
Kakyoin: It's called being passive-agressive.
Another Employee: [breaks something]
Kakyoin: [aura flaring up] Excuse me. [spins on his heel fuming]
Jotaro:... Yeah, sure "passive" agressive.
______________________________________
[working the night shift together]
Kakyoin: [bored out of his mind]
Kakyoin: Hey, wanna go fuck in the storage room? Behind the frozen chicken?
Jotaro: What the fuck-!
______________________________________Jotaro: [stocking shelves]
Jotaro: Hey, asshole! Are you gonna help me or not?
Kakyoin: [louging in a cheap beach chair, sipping on a capri-sun]
Kakyoin: No.
______________________________________[Jotaro fighting a customer or fellow employee]
Kakyoin: Jotaro! What the hell did they do to warrent such violence-!?
Jotaro: They insulted my mom
Kakyoin:....
Kakyoin: [rolling up his sleeves as he summons Hierophant] I hope you own a shovel Kujo, someone's dying today.
______________________________________Jotaro: I brought donuts-!
Kakyoin: [takes the whole box]
Jotaro: Oi! Those are for the whole staff-
Kakyoin: Taxes.
Jotaro: What...?
Kakyoin: [taking them into his office] Taxes.
______________________________________Employee: [using the coffee machine]
Jotaro: MOVE! I'm gay. [shoves them aside]
______________________________________Kakyoin: Yeah, we have fun here. :)
Also Kakyoin: I'm not going to your fucking baby shower, Polneraff!
______________________________________Jotaro: [smoking in the break room]
Kakyoin: [walks in]
Jotaro: ....if you report me I'll break your balls.
Kakyoin: Hand me that.
Jotaro: What-?
Kakyoin: GIVE ME THE CIGARETTE!
Kakyoin: [takes a long drag from it]
Kakyoin: ...I fucking hate it here.
______________________________________Costumer: [their baby is crying]
Kakyoin: COULD YOU SHUT THAT PRODCUT OF PROCREATION UP?
Jotaro: [w h e e z e]
______________________________________Robber: Open the cash register - now!
Jotaro: [grins]
Kakyoin: [grins]
Them: [smile at each other]Robber: [sweats]
______________________________________Kakyoin: I'm a manager now!
Jotaro: Great. His god complex gets a boost.
Polneraff: Noriaki doesn't have a god complex-
Kakyoin: [standing on the counter] I OWN ALL OF YOU!
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