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Started as this and....blossomed.
SO HAVE INCORRECT QUOTES
warning crude humor ahead
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3taro: [trips over something. realizes that's it 4taro] What the hell, 4? Why are you on the floor?
4taro: I'm laying on the floor wondering when my pathetic existence will end.
3taro: You need help.
4taro: So do you.
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5taro:[at any given moment] DOES ANYONE WANT FISHSTICKS-
3taro: NO ONE WANTS YOUR DAMN FISHSTICKS!
5taro: >:(
6taro: I'll have some fishsticks.
5taro: Thank you! :)
3taro: [mutters] tratior.
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The Jotaros: [all lounging around sad and tired]
Kakyoin: [enters the room] Hey guys, I'm home-
The Jotaros: [jumps up and run at him like a bunch of dogs when their owner gets home] K A K Y O I N!
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6taro: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions 3?
3taro: No.
4taro: I do!
6taro: We know, 4.
4taro: I'm sad.
6taro: WE KNOW 4!
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3taro: Alright. Listen up. All of you are 10 to like 30 years Noriaki's senior so I BETTER NOT see you guys make sexual or romantic moves on him or I will beat you to death.
6taro: What if he makes moves on us? Kakyoin is a weird guy so I wouldn't doubt he'd try something.
3taro:....
3taro: Run for your life.
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Kakyoin: [sittng down on the couch] Soooo- you've been divorced for how long 6?
6taro: Over 20-ish years. Why?
Kakyoin: Are you lonely - 6? [slides closer]
6taro: [slides away] Um...No?
Kakyoin: You don't sound real sure [slides even closer] Do you need some attention?
6taro: [remenbers what 3taro said]
6taro:[stands up and bolts]
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3taro:[investigating noises he heard in the middle of the night]
3taro:[turns on the light in the kithen]
5taro: [standing there naked eating string cheese]
3taro: what the fuck-
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[Kakyoin & the Jotaros out together]
Waiter: Not to be rude but...why do all your friends look the same?
4taro: We're brothers!
Kakyoin: [smiles] And I'm their daddy, aren't theyadorable? I really am a lucky guy.
3taro: [smacks him]
Waiter: [nervous confusion]
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5taro:.... 6 said it's my turn to hang out with Noriaki!
3taro: [screeches and pulls Kakyoin close to him]
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5taro: We cant date Nori, until he's 18...
6taro: We can't date Kakyoin period. We're all frozen in time. He'll be 17 technically forever.
5taro:.... Shit.
3taro: Sucks to be you!
5taro: ....fuck you!
3taro:....
3taro: bet
6taro: NO!
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4taro: [doing anything]
Kakyoin: [slides into the room] So. freshly divorced?
4taro: Yeah...don't remind me.
Kakyoin: Need someone to help pick you up?
4taro: Not exactly...
Kakyoin: Need a little fun time? Get out of the house- maybe explore, [wiggles eyebrows] new things?
4taro: .... I'm in danger
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3taro: You need to stop flirting with my future selves! They're all 10+ your senoir!
Kakyoin: There are literally, four of you and you expect me to control myself?
