Ideas For Brianrot

Musical T i m e

Listen. While, I can't actually make the music, I can write the lyrics. So, have the first dumb scene i wrote for ky (never going to see the light o day) Stardust Crusder musical adaptation.

Fun fact: when I was like 12-13 I wrote an edgy/cringe-worthy Detroit Become Human musical parody.

I've neev actively wrote songs ,but hey! New experiences!

Anyways if you guys like this...I might write the rest of the "tracks" I got planned.

CL0UDUSTS
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Pleasenobodynoticeme
skiddynoddlez
lowolr
Kakyoin_Kinnie
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SCENCE ONE/ACT ONE - school courtyard– day

NARRATOR:  The Joestars are a lineage of nobility and courage, but one of tragedy as well. For all they all seem to be cursed to end up in bizarre situations. They pass the torch of this cruel but humorous fate pridefully. Today, I tell you the story of the third generation Joestar, a delinquent with a golden heart hidden beneath his tough façade-

FEMALE VOICE: BOOOORRRING!

[The NARRATOR is abruptly cut off. Two Japanese-school girls walk onto the stage. One is BLONDE, one is a BRUNETTE.]

BLONDE: Can you believe this guy!? He’s so drab! Anyways, narration was so Part One and Two.

BRUNETTE: I know right! This is totally not our JoJo’s style!

[the NARRATOR is shoved off stage/out of the spotlight.]

BLONDE: I’m going to introduce you to my JoJo, properly!

BRUNETTE: Your JoJo?

BLONDE: [sighing] Our JoJo. Hit it!
[music begins]
[TRACK ONE: Jotaro Kujo!]

[BLONDE]
Who is taller than two meters?
Who has eyes that are as blue as the sea?
Who has muscles that ripple like the waves...?
And hair so black it’s like the night...?
BRUNETTE: [smacking her] Oi! You’re getting distracted!

BLONDE: Sorry! It’s hard to stay focused when I'm talking about...

[BOTH]
Jotaro Kujo!

[BRUNETTE]
He’s the strongest one on the team!
But don’t count on his grades!
He’s the coolest kind of guy!
Just don’t get him fired up!

[BLONDE]
He’s the cutest boy in the whole school!
And anyone who tells you different, hasn’t met him!
He’s a mystery!
But perhaps he’ll give you a chance to solve it!

[BOTH]
Ohhhh, there’s no guy like him!
Not in all the world will you find someone
Who can match...
The strong, the handsome, the cool, the mysterious....
[a dramatic pause]

[BOTH]
Jotaro Kujo!

[JOTARO wanders onto the stage while they sing, a cigarette hanging from his lips. He looks annoyed at the sight]

Ohhhh, Jotaro Kujo!
How he makes our hearts quiver!
The same way he makes his enemies shake in their boots!
He’s the first to throw blows
And the last to apologize!
Nooo, there isn't quite anyone
Not anyone!
Like – Jotaro Kujo!

[JOTARO stands there smoking looking confused, not aware of what he should do]

[BRUNETTE]
He’s the greatest there is!
Not once has he failed!
He’s the cleverest breed!
He knows just where to hit ‘em!

[BLONDE]
Someone like him can’t be replaced!
He's immortal in our minds!
The best! The champion! He’s JoJo!

[JOTARO looking pissed now steps up to the front of the stage, singing in monotone voice]

[JOTARO]
He’s the greatest!
He’s the champion!
Give me a damn break!
These chicks know nothing about me!
Don’t believe a word they say!
[to them] How about you both shut the hell up!

BLONDE: [realizing he’s there] You’re - You’re - You’re - [she faints]

BRUNETTE: YOU’RE JOJO! [she faints]

[the music plays awkwardly through a verse – as JOTARO stands there doing nothing. He frowns, glances at the audience and sighs – putting out his cigarette. As unenthusiastic as before: he sings]

[JOTARO]
Ohhhh, Jotaro Kujo.
How he makes our hearts quiver.
The same way he makes his enemies shake , in their boots.
He’s the first to throw blows
And the last to apologize.
Nooo, there isn't quite anyone
Not anyone.
Like – Jotaro Kujo.

[the music begins to fade out. A few male students walk past him misreading the situation they jump him a flash of lights as STAR PLATINUM appears and throws them all aside by a few feet. There is another flash of lights and STAR PLATINUM is gone]

JOTARO: What...the...fuck-!

[the stage go dark]

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TRACKS (DRAFT ONE)

ACT ONE 
1.Jotaro Kujo! ✔
  -Fangirls, Jotaro 

2. STANDO POWAH!
    -Joseph, Avdol, Jotaro, Holly
3. Judgement 
    -Kakyoin, Jotaro 
4. He Is Awakened 
    -Joseph, Avdol, Jotaro, Kakyoin 
5. Nobility in Shadow 
   -Polneraff, Avdol 
6. Boats of Terror 
   -Crusaders 
7. Traitor-Traitor! 
    -Rubber Soul, Jotaro 
8. The Duo of Death
    -Hol Horse, J. Gali, Polneraff, Avdol 
9. To Avenge the Lost Ones 
    -Polneraff, Kakyoin, J. Gali 
10. Spin the Wheel
     -Kakyoin, Jotaro, ZZ 
11. To Take Revenge 
      -Enyba, Polneraff, Jotaro 
12. On Your Knees
      -Steely Dan
13. On Your Knees (Reprise)
       -Jotaro, Steely Dan 
14. Dreamworld
     -Mannish Boy, Polneraff, Kakyoin 
15. Dreamworld (Reprise) 
       -Kakyoin 
16. What is Lost 
        -Polneraff, Judgement 
17. What is Lost (Reprise) 
       -Avdol, Polneraff 
ACT TWO 
18. The Ocean in the Desert 
     -N'Doul, Crusaders 
19. The Ocean in the Desert (Reprise)
      -Jotaro, N'Doul
20. Gamble Your Souls if You Dare 

-D. D'Arby, Polneraff, Joseph, Avdol
21. Gamble Your Soul 

      -Jotaro, D.Darby 
22. A Dog's Reliance 
      -Iggy, Pet Shop 
23. Get Your Game On!
     -T. Darby, Kakyoin 
24. Cheater-Cheater!
     -T. Darby, Jotaro 
25. The Void of Loyalty 
      -Vanilla Ice, Dio 
26. The Void 
      -Iggy, Polneraff, Vanilla Ice 
27. What We Lose 
     -Polneraff 
29. The Hierophant 
     -Kakyoin, Dio 
30. The World is Mine 
     -Dio 
31. The World is Mine (Reprise)
     -Jotaro, Dio
32. What We Lose, What We've Won
     -Jotaro, Polneraff, Joseph 
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There will probably be more songs, like just little ones for like extra drama but yeah. I hope you enjoyed my shit :)

ALSO
Of anyone is intersted in helping me wrote this or maybe making music...👀👀👀👀 hit me up