Ideas For Brianrot

KakJota Have A Youtube Channel [shit-post]

streamer/youTuber au? Hm.
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Kakyoin: What is up, internet! Its your favorite ginger, Daddy-Yoin!

Jotaro: [laughing] Wait - wait. What did you just call yourself?!

Kakyoin: [frowns] Daddy-Yoin. Its my username.

Jotaro: [laughing harder]

Kakyoin:
Kakyoin: And this is my special guest, and soon to be YouTube pal, FishTaro.

Jotaro: [stops laughing]
Jotaro: What did you just call me-?!

[---]

Kakyoin: Whoever loses this round of Mario Cart - jumps off a cliff with a parachute afterwards.

Jotaro: Woah. Woah. What?! Thats a terrible idea!

Kakyoin: No, its a great idea.

Jotaro: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Kakyoin: [looking over] Chat likes it.

Jotaro: [straight into mic] The chat is fucking stupid.

[---]
Kakyoin: [throwing off his headphones and tossing the remote across the room] FUCK - FUCK! SHIT A GOD DAMN BRICK YOU FUCKING DICK! I - AHHHHHHHHHHH! [grabs chair and tosses it]

Jotaro:
Jotaro: you good, bro?

Kakyoin: [smiling] I'm great Fish, how are you?

[---]

Kakyoin: I call you Fish. Cause your username if FishTaro.

Jotaro: Yeah...?

Kakyoin: [smirking] Then you got to call me Daddy.

Jotaro: [stands up]

Kakyoin: IT WAS A JOKE! IT WAS A JOKE, PLEASE DONT KILL ME -!

[---]
Jotaro: People are shipping us together. Fuck! This is all your fault.

Kakyoin: [laughing] My fault?! Its your fault for instigating all those weird bits!

Jotaro: ITS FUCKING CALLED KAKJOTA WHY IS YOUR NAME FIRST!?

Kakyoin: DONT YELL AT ME!

Jotaro: [stops]
Jotaro: [shrinks down in chair]
Jotaro: [quietly] okay

Them: [bust into laughter]

[---]
Jotaro: [heavy breathing into mic]

Kakyoin: What the fuck, stop!?

Jotaro: [more intense heay breathing]

Kakyoin: [discomfort]
[---]

Kakyoin: If someone drops a 500,000 yen donation right now, in chat, I'll kiss Jotaro.

Jotaro: Do not chat. I swear to God-

[notification noise: donation of 500,000 yen]

Kakyoin: >:)
Kakyoin: Pucker up pretty boy.

Jotaro: [screams and runs away]

[---]

Kakyoin: Am I handsome Jotaro?

Jotaro: No.

Kakyoin: Chat spam 1 if Jotaro is a bitch-boy.

[chat spams 1]

Jotaro: Fuck you chat.
[---]
Jotaro: There is no Kakyoin today, its just me.

Kakyoin: [appears in the background]

Jotaro: I honestly don't know where he went, he said we'd start the stream at 2 and bailed.

Kakyoin: [slowly approaching from behind]
Kakyoin: [grabs him] BOO!

Jotaro: [punches him in the face]

[Screams and groans of pain]

Jotaro: OH SHIT KAKYOIN-!?
Jotaro: [pasues]
Jotaro: F's in the chat.

Kakyoin: [out of frame] Fuckkkkk youuuu!