[Incorrect Qoutes/Shitpost]
Josuke: [heard rustling in the middle fo the night and goes to investigate]
Josuke: [turns on a light]
Kakyoin:[freezes with his arms full of snacks]
Josuke: Mr.Kakyoin what are you-?!
Kakyoin: [jumps through the nearest window and runs]
---
Josuke: I'm not going to kill you Angelo. Neither is Jotaro.
Kakyoin: [cracking his knuckles] I am.
Jotaro: [holding him back] No-
Kakyoin: I am going to torture you into giving us information.
Josuke: Mr.Kakyoin-n, we can't do that-!
Kakyoin: [sighs] Fine. I will only take off a few fingers
---
Kira: [about to escape]
Kakyoin: Don't worry. He won't get far.
Josuke: What do you mean-?
Kakyoin: [grins] Heriophant Green has already entered him.
Jotaro: [paling] OH DEAR GOD NO-
Everyone else: What does he mean Jotaro-san???? WHAT DOES HE MEAN-????
---
Joseph: We found this baby Stand User! Isn't she cute...?
Kakyoin: [tenses up]
Jotaro: Oh. No. Old man, run 3ith that baby now-
Kakyoin: [flashbacks] Give.Me.The.Child.
Jospeh: [going to hand her to him but then, remembers] OH MY GOD NO!
Kakyoin: GIVE ME THE BABY MR.JOESTAR
---
Josuke:....Not to be rude, but Mr.Kakyoin your Stand doesn't look like it can help us much-
Kakyoin: [sipping on a cup of coffee as Hierophant wraps up Akira and begins to drown him in the ocean] Hm?
---
Kira: [is trapped in 20-meter Emerald Splash and for the life of him can't deflects of the attack and keeps touching the invisible tendrils]
Jotaro: Are we gonna go in there and finish him off or...?
Kakyoin: [laughing maniacally] DANCE FOR ME! DANCE!
---
Okuyasu: I'm not afraid anything, Josuke but Jotaro-san's friend...
Kakyoin: [throwing Yuya around like he's a rag doll with Hierophant -long after the battles been won]
Okuyasu: He scares me.
---
Jotaro: Don't get close to him! We don't know his Stand ability-!
Kakyoin: [running straight towards Kira at max speed] EMERALD SPLASH!
Josuke: IS YOUR FRIEND OKAY?
Jotaro: No.
---
Koichi: [trying to skillfully find out where in the hospital the enemy is]
Kakyoin: [posses the reception and is making her do the chicken dance in the background]
---
Jotaro: Damnit! Ts thing won't break!
Kakyoin: [staring at Sheer Heart Attack] I could posses it.
Jotaro: .... No you can't-
Kakyoin: I'MA POSSES IT!
Jotaro: STOP-
---
Rohan: Joestars are so annoying.
Kakyoin: Mood.
Them: [does a secret handshake]
Everyone Else: :/
---
Kakyoin: We're sharing a hotel room.
Jotaro: No we're not-
Kakyoin: [summons Hierophant] Yes. We. Are.
---
Joseph: [just doing his thing]
Kakyoin: [trips him]
Josuke: Are you trying to kill him?!
---
[Fighting agaisnt The Lock]
Kakyoin: [doesn't feel guilty about anything cause he has no moral conscious left] Oh. I hit you. So sorry.
Tamami: [s w e a t s]
---
Kakyoin: [at Tonio's] Do you hvae a dish that will heal all of my mental scarring? Healing up my spine would be cool too, I guess.
Tonio: [sitting down with him] .... Are you okay?
---
Rohan: I'm a mnaga artist-
Kakyoin: I'm a game designer!
Them: C O L L A B!
Jotaro: [fearing for his life]
---
Okuyasu & Josuke: [doing anything together]
Kakyoin: Fuck already.
Them: I - :/
---
Kakyoin: We could lay bait. Like, have someone pretend to he a pretty girl. Gotta make sure they have nice hands.
Josuke: Who would be the bait though?
Kakyoin: [holding Jotaro hostage as he slips a dress over his head]There is only one man brave enough.
---
Kakyoin: So...he doesn't like his hair being insulted?
Jotaro: Hates it.
Kakyoin: [yelling] OIY, JOSUKE YOUR HAIR FUCKING SUCKS!
Jotaro:..... why are you like this-
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