Ideas For Brianrot

dio raises jotaro [incorrect quotes]

Jotaro: Look, look! I dyed my hair blonde so that we can match, Papa!

Dio:
Dio: disgusting change it back. there can only be ONE blonde bitch in this house.
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Jotaro: My friend is coming over so, don't act weird.

Dio: [posing agressivly in some lewd outfit in front of the mirror]
Dio: What do you mean? I never act weird!
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Kakyoin: [glaring at dio] I'm going to date your son, and I will not hesitate to get you out of the way if you become an obstacle for me.

Dio: [glaring at kakyoin] if you put a single hand on a single hair of JoJo's head and I'll skin you alive!

Jotaro: I am uncomfortable with the energy we have created here in the studio today.
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Dio:[bursting open the door] YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!

Jotaro: [looking up] Oh, Noriaki we're having sex? Why didn't you tell me, I would have put my book down.
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[eating dinner together]
Dio:
Kakyoin:

Jotaro:
Jotaro: so...weather huh...?
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Kakyoin: [kisses jotaro's cheek as a goodbye after their first date]

Dio: [through the window] GET ITTTTTTT!

Jotaro: PAPA! S T O P!
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Dio: [storming into jotaro's room to kill him after brutally murdering holly]

Baby Joot: daddy...?

Dio:
Dio: uh, yeah!

[this au exists]