Random Things I Write (mostly mcyt)

Marry Me, Dream! (Paralyzed)

"Dream!" Pary called, leaping to Dream's side. "You are the prettiest man in the overworld and Purga combined."

Dream whipped around, smiling. "Thank you Paralysis!"

"Will you accompany me- to- the- mysterious wedding today?" Pary asked nervously, tapping his fingers together.

Dream looked surprised, responding, "No."

Paralysis looked shocked, hands dropping to his sides. "But- But- Dream! I love you!"

"I- love you too," Dream replied, blushing softly, looking to the ground. "I looove you!"

"Marry me Dream!" Pary exclaimed.

SapNap's eyes widened from the side, ducking behind a small tent.

"No," Dream stated simply.

"wHyY!?" Pary yelled out in sadness and confusion.

"I- I don't love you," Dream said nervously. "Whoopsiesss~"

"Dreeeaammmmm!!" Pary whined to the sky, falling to his knees in despair.

"I am in love with another," Dream told him softly, wiping his wet eyes.

"Who is this man!?" Pary exclaimed, getting to his feet and grabbing Dream's coat.

"He," Dream said.

"Is."

"You," Dream finished, getting a gasp and then a hug from Pary.

"I love you!" Pary told him. "Marry me Dream!"

"No," Dream told him, pushing out of the hug.

"Dreeeaaaammm!!!" Pary yelled again, getting birds to fly from nearby trees and frightening the others in the Chaos Crew.

"I am in love with George," Dream whispered.

"George!?" Pary exclaimed angrily. "I'll kill him when I find him!"

"Or, he will find, you!" George came in.

"George!" Pary snarled, ready to leap and tear him apart in seconds, stopped by Dream.

"The mysterious wedding, had been our wedding all along," George stated, going to stand next to Dream. "Dream and I, are getting wed, at the wedding today."

"You!" George said. "Are not invited."

"Will you be my best man?" Dream asked Pary.

"Of course Dream," Pary answered. "I hate you so much," he snarled to George.

"Goodbye Paralysis!" George said, walking away with Dream, almost getting a face-full of claw. "I'll see you at the bachelor party!"

"Goodbye Paralysis!" Dream said with a last glance behind him. "I will always love you."

"Dream..." Pary cried to the ground on his hands and knees.

The other latchers watched in shock and confusion at what had just happened, when Pary stood and Dream and George came back.

"Thanks for coming to our show, how did we do?" Dream asked.

"Paralysis was a little too dramatic, but other than that it was pretty spot on," Rave stated, walking away.

"Why?" Hive asked.

"Because," Pary responded, picking up Dream and walking away.

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