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Today 11:43 AM

iii-iii-iiii: Hello, Haruno Sakura

Who are you?
Um, how did you get my number?

iii-iii-iiii: Ah, that is a long story
iii-iii-iiii: But you may call me Weasel-Kun

Mhm ookay
But why do you want to talk to me

Weasel-Kun has added sss-sss-ssss to the conversation

sss-sss-ssss: Yeah, hey
sss-sss-ssss: Please call me Sushi-kun

Damn, you tasty af

Sushi-Kun: We are here for some business

Weasel-Kun: That is correct
Weasel-Kun: We would like to create a deal with you

Weasel-Kun: And from what we know, you'll like the reward very much

You have me listening
👁👄👁
Just let it not be anything illegal
Pls and thx

Sushi-Kun: Rest assured
Sushi-Kun: Everything is completely legal

Noiceeeee

Weasel-Kun: It's unusually easy to earn your trust you know...
Weasel-Kun: Considering your the daughter of the owners of the Haruno medical device company

Ehhhh
I'm getting kinda worried
Who tf do u know about me

Sushi-Kin: Trust me, we know each other

Good terms?

Sushi-Kun: Yep

Ahhh
But like, who?

Sushi-Kun: I thought you liked your guys 'emo and mysterious'

😳😳😳
I'm shooketh
And kinda worried about my privacy

Weasel-Kun: No need to worry, Haruno

😐
How reassuring...

Weasel-Kun: Good
Weasel-Kun: Now we speak of our deal

Sushi-Kun: Can we get on with what we wanted to talk about?
Sushi-Kun: I feel like as we keep stalling the more and more this feels like we are drug dealing

Ngl, ur right, sushi-kun
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First you name the price

Sushi-Kun: Sure
Sushi-Kun: You will get Itachi Uchiha's cooking fore dinner whenever you want
Sushi-Kun: For the rest of your school year

Weasel-Kun: As long as your desire is within reason
Weasel-Kun: As Itachi can be quite busy with his job

So u r connected to Itachi Uchiha...

Weasel-Kun: Yes, we are

InTeRsTiNg

Sushi-Kun: Mhm