"Cha... Naruto, what is your plan this time." I groaned as Sasuke rolled his eyes. This must have been our umpteenth time trying to see what was under the goddamn mask that Kakashi-sensei always wore. Each time, we would either have to abort the mission or we would just get caught. Yet Naruto never seemed to give up...
"Kakashi-sensei is bound to take his mask off at home! Dattebayo!" Naruto exclaimed as hid in a bush.
"That explains why we are here." Sasuke murmured, "But why of all placed are we hiding in a bush... Usuratonkachi."
I grimaced, "I'm surprised we found a bush big enough to accommodate all of us..." The boys mumbled in agreement.
"As I was saying," Naruto reassumed, "I was hoping we could get a glimpse of him through a window or something."
"Hn, that's a very vague plan. It sucks."
"Sasuke-Kun is right!"
"Of course you're gonna side with Teme! That's not very cash money of you, Sakura-chan!"
"Hn? 'Cash money'? Please cease Naruto..."
"Cha! Naruto-baka! You're killing us with cringe!"
"And you're killing me with partiality!"
"Hn, just shut up, so we can elaborate on the already shitty plan."
"Fine-ttebayo!"
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After a short while of discussing, more like arguing, over a decent plan, we ended up going with Naruto's plan. It was a terrible and not every safe plan, yet the idiot was persistent. Yet our plan failed before it even went into play. A bug landed on Naruto's cheek, causing him to yelp and flail around in shock. In turn, the three got jolted around. Ending with Naruto laying flat on his stomach, Sasuke on top of him, back to back, and I was beside him. "H-e-l-p." Naruto croaked.
"Excuse me, you three. But why are you in a bush in our yard?" We were jolted in surprise upon hearing the voice of (y/n). She gave them an amused look, whilst Kakashi knit his eyebrows in confusion. As of their pug, Pakkun? He looked bored as hell.
"We fell over!" Naruto quickly semi-lied, not thinking about how he would have to explain that.
"Oh..." (y/n) shrugged, "Understandable. I can't even walk properly while wearing normal sneakers. Heels are an absolute nightmare."
"I feel ya, (y/n)-san!" I blurted, trying to keep things light and less suspicious. Much to my disliking, the to-be-married couple already had lots of questions. In other words, we were busted.
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Fanfiction"Ino-pig! Thanks for the tour!" Haruno Sakura thanked her old friend. "No problem, Billboard-brow. Here's Naruto's number, he's the Student Council President now." Yamanaka Ino replied, handing the pink haired girl a slip with a phone number scrawl...
