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A/N: Lets just pretend that Temari and Kankuro and twins, shall we?

Today  10:03 pm

What do Shino's eyes look like?
Is Naruto's dick as small as Sai claims?
Does Kakashi-sensei bang with his mask on?
How is Shikamaru's hairline possible?

🍅💦😘: Wft

And lastly, who r u?
Those are the questions I want answers to
NOW

🍅💦😘: Naruto's dick isn't that small

Bruhhhh
How do u know that???

🍅💦😘: Hot springs

H o t
Y a o i
F a n f i c

🍅💦😘: No
🍅💦😘: Can u not?

Ookay
But I still have 4 other questions

🍅💦😘: The closes ive ever gotten to seeing shino's eye was when I saw the corner of it

Sameee
But like
I couldn't see enough

🍅💦😘: 😶

I wonder if Shino is hot
Maybe that will make up for his weird bug kink fetish obsession thing

🍅💦😘: Kiba once found on of his bugs in his gym clothes
🍅💦😘: Kiba flipped out

Lololol
Kiba is pretty hot 😳
But not as hot as Sasuuuuuu

🍅💦😘: 😐
🍅💦😘: Somethings r just better left in ur mind

Tru
I have self control issues

🍅💦😘: Mhm

I met Shikamaru's gf recently
Temari

🍅💦😘: Yeah, isn't she a year older than us?

Yeppp
She goes to school in another city
Suna

🍅💦😘: Oh

My parents are there rn
For business stuff
She is so cooollllll

🍅💦😘: I met her too
🍅💦😘: Idk how the lazy ass got her

I mean
He is really smart
And funny when he wants to be

🍅💦😘: I guess that's true

But dat hairline tho
🧐

🍅💦😘: His family members have similar hairlines

So it's a Nara thing

🍅💦😘: Yepp

Ya know who is also kinda sorta cute

🍅💦😘: I'm not going to ask

Glad u asked!
Temari's brother
Gaara

🍅💦😘: He has no eyebrows

He's got nice hair

🍅💦😘: Eh

Tbh
Temari's twin,
-Kankuro is hot without his make up

🍅💦😘: Looks normal

I wonder how much eyeliner Gaara uses each year

🍅💦😘: A lot

No duh, baby

🍅💦😘: 😒

Their dad is the mayor of Suna
Right?

🍅💦😘: I think so

Gtg
I'm making Sasori tuck me in and give me a puppet show
Just like he did when I was a kid

🍅💦😘: ...okay...
🍅💦😘: Sleep well?

You too, Darling
（*＾3＾）/～☆
【☆sweet dream☆】(●ＵωU).zZZ
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