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Uchiha Sasuke has been startled awake by the thump and thud that came from his cousin, Uchiha Shisui's bedroom. His room shared a wall with his cousin's, so unfortunately, the noise disturbed his sweet, sweet, beauty sleep. "Usuratonkachi..." Sasuke muttered as he checked his phone for the time. 5:30 am. By this time, Sasuke assumed that Shisui had probably finished showering and was getting dressed. That intrigued Sasuke even more. What was with all the thumping.

Sasuke was absolutely sure that Shisui didn't bring a girl home the previous night. Plus, if Shisui ever had something like a one night stand or anything, he most definitely wouldn't bring the person to the family home. He'd bring them to his own house. 'Cause banging someone in someone else's home is just plain impolite (　',_ゝ｀)

Sasuke's door creaked open, "Can I come in?" Uchiha Itachi peeked his head into his little brother's room.

"Come in, Nii-san."

"Hn..."

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Itachi awkwardly sat down at the door of Sasuke's bed, as Sasuke, still pajama-clad, Dan his fingers through his duck-butt styled hair. "Hn, do you know what's goin' on in Shisui's room?"

Sasuke shrugged his shoulders, "Hn...I've been wondering though."

"I'm afraid to go check..." Itachi shuddered, recalling the time he had walked in on Shisui jacking off. "Hn..."

The door creaked open once again. This time it was Izumi. "There you are, Itachi-kun..." She mumbled groggily, "Why is there weird thuds coming from Shisui's room, hn?" The dark brown haired haired woman snuggled up against her fiancé's chest. Sasuke flashed them a look of distaste, hoping that the could take the cuddling to their own bedroom, away from his bed. "Hn, I was thinking about checking. But I don't want to deal with un-caffeinated Shisui..."

Sasuke groaned in distain, "Let's just go check on him. It really shouldn't be much of a big deal, hn."

"I guess that you are correct, Sasuke." Itachi nodded.

Commence, Mission Thump.

The three got up from Sasuke's dark blue sheeted bed, quietly walking to Shisui's door. Each of them glancing at one another. As if trying to decide who would open the door. Sure, they were overreacting.

Yet they had gone through some traumatic stuff due to Shisui's apparent inability to lock his door. Nobody was ready to go through that again. Shisui was a pretty cool guy, but you definitely didn't was to get into an undesired situation with him. They were all scarred, and that was that. At this point, it was odd that neither Fugaku nor Mikoto had walked into Shisui doing something questionable.

Working up the courage, Izumi was the one who spoke, "Shisui?" She took a breath and knocked on his door, "Are ya alright? Can we come in?"

"Kami..." Shisui grumbled, "We? Hn, oh yeah... Just come in."

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"What was with all the noise?" Sasuke demanded, his onyx eyes still laced with sleepiness.

Shisui sheepishly chuckled, stumbling to sit upon his bed, his eyes not meeting anybody else's. "Hn, I just ran into a smidge of a problem..."

"What?" Itachi raised his eyebrow.

"I can't find my contact lenses..." Shisui deadpanned, rolling over on his bed. "Sorry about the sounds. I kept stumbling into all the damn stuff in here. It doesn't help that I feel a bit dizzy now. I can't see straight."

"Oh..." The three let out a sigh of relief.

Cause of the sounds? Shisui's inability to stay organized.

Mission Thump closed.

Final verdict: "Clean your room/bathroom more often, Shisui!"